funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet User Demands People Get Out So Kitten Can Focus On Her Studies

In this slightly old but most definitely gold Twitter Thread, we are being yelled at by Twitter user, @youthfvlly, for interrupting their kitten's focus willing studying. Quite honestly, we couldn't help ourselves and we definitely deserved to be scolded. And while we want this little kitten to have the best education out there, we really can't say we wouldn't do it again. 

But before you judge us, you just need to scroll down and look at this calico kitten studying hard on a big desk. It's too precious and even talking about doesn't do the images justice. We have a feeling you're about to be scolding too. And probably us too. 

Worth it.  

calico kitten studying hard - thumbnail of kitten studying at desk "GET OUT!!!! SHES STUDYING!!!!!!!!"
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Owners Finding Their Cats In Unexpected Places (Viral Tweets)

There are certain risks that come with allowing your cat to hang around outdoors. You can never know exactly what kind of adventures they get into before they come back home in the evening. You can only wonder about it, curious out of your mind. Except that sometimes, you accidentally find out exactly where they're going, and you find them in the weirdest of all places.

You might find them hanging out at a neighbor's when you bring something over, you might find random pictures of them hanging in restaurants or other people's apartment listings. It's absolutely hilarious. And somehow, it only makes us more curious about where they are at all times. 

tweets about cat owners finding their cats un random places thumbnail includes a picture from an apartment listing of a cat chilling on a bed and one tweet 'Furniture - Michael Hubank ... @generoom The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat. O 13/14 11:12 AM - Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 27.8K Retweets 3,714 Quote Tweets 304.5K Likes'
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Viral Tweets Of Funny Names Given To Cats

We, cat owners, know that our cats are majestic beings. They are descendants of great, dangerous, glorious felines. So, of course, we make sure to treat them in a way that is appropriate

We present them with water, food, snacks. We pet them when they want it and get scratched when they don't. But the first thing we do to show our royal cats the respect that they deserve is give them a name - the most regal and majestic- okay, fine, we call them the dumbest things sometimes. 

Beef Stroganoff, Green Bean Casserole, Meowgan Freeman. They're all beautiful, regal and absolutely hilarious. 

tweets about funny names given to cats thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Jennifer Xiao @jxiaoo Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff 4:58 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter Web App 34.7K Retweets 4,390 Quote Tweets 297.5K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (March 29, 2021)

Welcome to another Monday, animal lovers! Yes, we understand, getting out of bed is a whole mission today. There is nothing that we want more than to stay under our blankets and chill with our pets, but we have to get up. But, since you're here, you know that there is something that we can give you to make the start of this week just a little bit easier. 

Every week, we collect the best of the best of animal twitter, just for your enjoyment. We bring you the funniest, the cutest, the weirdest, and the most viral animal tweets of the week, because we know that they make you smile and help you start the week off on the right paw. So, please enjoy these tweets everyone, and see you here next Monday!

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - senior vice president of jerks @rajandelman Thinking about how dogs just had the best year of their lives 9:01 AM Mar 27, 2021 Twitter for Android 27.3K Retweets 1,182 Quote Tweets 333.8K Likes'
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Ending The Weekend With The Best Dog Tweets

Is there anything better in this world than some puppers? Probably not. But something that does come close to the true magnificence of the doggo is the magnificence of tweets that are all about doggos. They will make you smile, they'll make you laugh, they will put butterflies in your belly and warmth in your hearts almost as much as real doggos would.

And seeing that the week is ending, and we could use some of that doggo positivity, we have collected for you the very best dog tweets of the week - the cutest, funniest, most wholesome and most viral tweets, in the hopes of making you smile. Because few things make us smile as much as animal twitter does.

best of this week's dog tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Swamp Witch @SwampWi68671152 I almost died tonight. My dog had a fit, barking till she woke me up in a cold sweat. Made it out to the kitchen a choked down a mouthful of sugar. Checked it on my machine and it was bottomed out at 36. I shouldn't even have been conscious. Thanks, little friend. Steak tomorrow. 9:37 AM Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 1,524 Retweets 211 Quote Tweets 28.3K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (March 26)

Another Friday comes and goes, and we are truly ready to take a break from this week and rest. We want to lie down, have some hot tea, cuddle our cats, and do absolutely nothing but enjoy our cat's  company - and the company of all of the cutest cats on twitter. Welcome to one of our favorite segments - this week's best cat tweets.

We know you want them, but you don't wanna look for them. Because you're resting, and scouring through the wasteland of twitter is hard. So, we collect these tweets for you - the cutest, most wholesome, funniest, weirdest and most viral. We are here to make sure that you start your weekend off on the right paw every single Friday.

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat walking away from an explosion and one tweet 'Cat - もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2 一仕事やり遂げた猫さん Translated from Japanese by Google A cat who has completed a job 4:01 PM Mar 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 17.3K Retweets 445 Quote Tweets 159.3K Likes'
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Funny Long-Nosed Borzoi Doggo Appreciation Tweets

So, every doggo deserves love. Why? Because they're doggos, and we love doggos more than basically anything in the world. No matter how long their nose it, no how messy it gets when they are eating, all doggos - and especially the super long-nosed borzois - they are heaven-scent, and we love them so much. 

So, let's give these puppers some long. Don't get discouraged if they don't react to you instantly though, your smell can take very long to travel up their long nose to their doggo brains. But when it gets there, they will show you all the love they have back.

tweets about borzois thumbnail includes one picture of a while long-nosed dog and one tweet 'Dog - soul nate ... @MNateShyamalan [forgetting the name of this dog breed] hello i would like to adopt a plague doctor 4:56 AM - Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,581 Retweets 195 Quote Tweets 56.5K Likes'
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Woman Worries Cat Is Trying To Tell Her Something, Turns Out He's Just A Pervert

This is an interesting thread, according to many Twitter users, an animal gaining sudden interest in a certain body spot may indicate that something serious is afoot. That's what Twitter user @hog_mild thought when her cat randomly began to ram his head into her chest.

Worried, she went to the doctor just to make sure everything was A-OK, and luckily, it turns out everything was OK. Just that her cat is a pervert and simply enjoys ramming his head into his owner's chest. Honestly, we'll take the pervert scenario over the other terrifying one. However, it's still interesting to think of all those stories out there of animals being able to sense something off within our bodies, and them trying to tell us about it in the only way they can. 

Animals will never stop amazing us. 

This isn't the first, and we suspect it won't be the last, of animals being drawn to a woman's chest. Maybe they know that breasts have healing power.


cat keeps ramming into woman's chest so she goes to a dr to make sure nothing is wrong - thumbnail of tweet "my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert"
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Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Oh my god, it's been half the week already. We cannot believe that we made it. We fought the sleepiness of the morning, the warmth of the blanket, we left our pets alone at home, and we worked - we prospered. And now, it's time for a treat. The best treat of all - some fresh, delicious animal memes, just in time for the middle of the week

Every single week, we go around and collect the very best one for you. So, please enjoy this collection of memes. May it make you smile and give you the energy that you need to keep prospering and get through the rest of the week pawfectly.

collection of animal memes and tweets thumbnail includes two memes including an angry hedgehog 'Organism - My hedgie is largely unimpressed with Tupperware bath time' and a bird touching a thing 'Bird - Anyone: "Don't do that" Me That'
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Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

Ooohhh, we're halfway there! We hope you say that along with us, and we hope that it doesn't get stuck in your head as it did ours. Welcome back, fellow cat lovers! We know you're missing Caturday, How do we know this? Well, because we miss Caturday ourselves. And you, like us, probably really love cat memes. 

So, without further ado, we have decided to gather a humble amount of fresh cat memes and tweets to help us all get to Caturday a bit soon. This way, Caturday doesn't seem too far away and we get ourselves our little cat-meme-fix. 

No need to thank us but you are very welcome. 

fresh cat memes - thumbnail of tiny kitten in netted crib "Jailed for smol crimes.... ...guys I can't stop looking at the second photo"
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Cat People Vs Dog People (Tweets)

The age ol' battle. Cats or dogs? The truth is, we truly love all animals. We aren't just "cat" people or solely a "dog person." Both animals are absolutely incredible in their unique way. Dogs are pure sunshine and have a tremendous amount of energy. They get so excited when you get excited which in turn makes you even more excited! They are pure and loyal and remarkable animals. 

Cats show their affection in different ways but they are affectionate. They want love too and love to cuddle and play. They can also be very independent animals for those of us who need a more low-energy/low-key vibe. They are often hilarious and always adorable. Sure, they can be moodier than a dog but who wouldn't want a cat with personality?

They also have many similarities, the main one being they both fill your life with comfort, love, and happiness. And who could honestly ask for more?

We love both. 

dog people vs cat people tweets - thumbnail of tweet "People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds."
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Heartwarming Thoughts From Twitter's Favorite Dog (Tweets)

When we think about things that make us happy in this life, 'Thoughts of Dog' is one of them. Thanks to 'Thoughts of Dog', 2020 was almost bearable. Thankfully, 2020 is behind us and we are moving forward and moving forward with our favorite dog on Twitter. 

'Thoughts of Dog' is one, if not the most, wholesome Twitter accounts out there. It's where we getting an inside glimpse into what dogs might be thinking about and yes, it's just as pure and wholesome as one would imagine. Dogs are sunshine and rainbows and to have that be translated into tweets, well, it's hilarious and adorable all in one. 

Get ready for the all-new 2021 'Thoughts of Dog'! 

thoughts of dogs tweet - thumbnail of dog thought tweet " it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster"
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (March 22, 2021)

Gooooood morning, everyone! And welcome to another Monday. We know, we know, there is nothing more that you could possibly want than to stay in bed a little while longer today. Of course, you have to get up, there's no choice. The only thing that we can do to make the process easier this morning is to make you smile with this week's best of the best of animal twitter.

Every week, we collect for you the best animal tweets of the week - the funniest, the cutest, the most wholesome and most viral, because we know that is the best way to start Monday off on the right paw. So, have an amazing week, animal lovers, and see you here for some more animal tweets next week. 

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of monks and a dog in a monk's outfit and one tweet 'Outerwear - A I @apostolaich Thinking about the abandoned dog that got adopted by monks in Bolivia 8:17 PM Mar 15, 2021 - Twitter for Android 25.2K Retweets 1,603 Quote Tweets 188.1K Likes'
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Twitter Gets Funny About Donkeys (Viral Tweets)

Every once in a while, twitter decides it's time to show love to an underrated animal. And this time - they are going for donkeys. Underappreciated in the extreme, donkeys are adorable, they are smart, and they clearly deserve way more love than they get. So, when The New York Times puts out an article claiming that there's something new we need to know about them, we - donkey appreciators - lose our minds. We need to know what is so important about donkeys.

And twitter made sure to teach us everything that we're not appreciating enough about donkeys. 

viral tweets about donkeys thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Leslie ... @LlamaRamaPyjama Replying to @spindlypete and @MaraWilson My grandpa's donkey figured out how to turn off the electric fence and open the gate, and then proceeded to teach the horse so they could hang out by the lake. 7:10 AM Mar 18, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 294 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (March 19)

Welcome to Friday, everyone, and thank goodness it it here. We are ready to sit back, stretch our paws, and get into the weekend spirit by doing the thing that cats are best at doing - nothing. Well, almost nothing, because we are going to be looking through the beauty that cat twitter has put on offer for us this week. 


Every single week, we collect for you the best of cat twitter. The funny, the weird, the cute, and the wholesome - everything in one place for your enjoyment. Because we know you want it, but it's the heckin' weekend, and you don't have the energy to search for it yourself.

Have a purrfect weekend, cat lovers, and see you here next week!

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - yachiyo loves you! @yachiluvsyou cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. flawless reasoning 12:21 PM · Mar 13, 2021 - Twitter Web App 20.8K Retweets 256 Quote Tweets 111.7K Likes'
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Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

We're halfway to Caturday! You know what that means... just another hearty collection and dump of cat memes to help us get through! Not that we're complaining. The best thing about Wednesdays is the fact that we're halfway through with this week and the weekend is on the horizon! But now, another thing we have to be excited about is the fact that Wednesday comes with a bundle of cat memes in honor of getting halfway to Caturday. 

Any reason to share some delicious cat memes with you, we'll take it. We hope you have a great and easy-going humpday! 

fresh cat memes - thumbnail includes two pictures of the same cat about to punch "she's gonna punch me..I'm scared."
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