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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

17 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (January 11, 2024)

Twitter nuggets of feline goodness
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viral twitter thread about veterinarians who are unable to control cats | thumbnail includes one tweet 'dumb adult @___papa_ The people at the vet are always like "he didn't let us take his blood" all accusatory but like he's a 12 pound cat and you're all trained human professionals??? Figure it out 5:47 PM Dec 19, 2023 2M Views 177 2.8K 65K : 884 (→'

Cats Vs. Veterinarians: Felines Hissterically Defeating Trained Human Professionals At The Vet's Office

Nothing surprising here
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viral twitter thread about a oman feeding a cat some salmon and the cat then not leaving her alone | thumbnail includes one tweet 'SALINA 3:57 AM Dec 24, 2023 4.4M Views 317 @REDSEASHAWTY y'all yesterday I fed the cat trader joes salmon because his bones were showing and today he RAN UP on me cuz he hungry and I feel bad but I'm scared of him lowkey and he keep sitting at my door talkin bout "mow" so I fed him a lil steak today 2.3K Subscribe 80K ... 2.6K'

Woman Feeds A Hungry Cat A Piece Of Trader Joe's Salmon, Now The Cat Refuses To Leave Her Alone And She's Freaking Out

The cat distribution system was working that day
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18 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (January 4, 2024)

The good stuff
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33 cat tweets about new years resolutions | Thumbnail includes one picture of a man kissing a cat on the forehead, one picture of a cat in a box including 'COME ENJOY ICE CREAM MEOW • DELISH', one tweet including 'Manic Pixie Dream T @QueenofTac • 14h . Tanji's resolution is to be the best small business owner he can be.' and one tweet including 'AJ Buckle @buckle_aj. 14h More forehead kisses'

Cat's Got Your Resolutions: 33 Funny Feline Tweets From Purrfectly Committed Cats And Their Hissterical Hoomans About Their 2024 Giggle-Worthy Goals

Some seriously committed kitties in 2024
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viral twitter thread about a husband that gave his wife a book chronicling every time his dog spotted a cat during their walks | thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog and two captions 'My name is Jasper. I enjoy walks. I do not like cats. I hate them. They are everywhere. I've spent the year finding each and every one of them.' and one tweet 'Sally Doherty writes @Sally_writes HOWLING at this present from husband. I had no idea what they got up'

Husband Chronicles Every 'Cat Sighting' He and His Dog Had On Walks In 2023, Then Presents His Wife With A Hilarious Book Cataloging Them

The purrfect Christmas gift
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viral twitter thread about two cats that hate each other smelling oil and falling asleep together then becoming best friends | thumbnail includes one tweet 'one woman cult @clickholebot my cat and my moms cat have never gotten along and yesterday i accidentally gave them too much pet hemp oil and they both passed out on the bed together for 6 hours and when they woke up they were friends 7:55 PM Dec 26, 2023 3.3M Views 150 3.2K 99K : 2.8K'

Person Accidentally Gives Too Much Hemp Oil to Their Two Cats Who Hate Each Other, They Wake Up A Few Hours Later As Best Friends

Love at first sniff
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24 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 28, 2023)

Feline goodness, Twitter style
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30 tweets about a cat story | Thumbnail includes one picture of a white cat and one tweet including 'dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow big things happening at home. our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant. Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support 8:54 AM Dec 23, 2023 6.9M Views'

Man Confronts Neighbor Over His Cat's Mysterious Romance, Accuses Them Of Getting His Cat Pregnant, Discovers Unexpected Twist In Hissterical Twitter Thread

It just gets better and better
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40 cat memes

Fantastic Feline Funnies For The Soul, Because Every Day Is Caturday At ICanHasCheezburger

A lil something for the soul
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16 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 21, 2023)

Feline goodness, Twitter style
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viral twitter thread about a person telling someone that their young cat is too old and should be put down | thumbnail includes one tweet '@Vigilantekit i am at a loss for words. i'm in tears. f ck this screw this. he's just a baby. i've never, ever been this unkind. screw this' and a picture of a cat and a text exchange 'Hey hun. I donated to your cat, however I just seen that he's 6 or 7 years old. I know I wouldn't of donated if I knew he was old like that, I am not trying to'

Ignorant Twitter User Tells Woman That Her 6-Year-Old Cat Is Too Old For Medical Care, The Internet Responds By Paying Her Medical Bills

The internet did the right thing this time
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28 cat memes and tweets | Thumbnail includes one meme of three cat faces including 'Me telling my problems My pet: to my pet' and one tweet including 'Hannah Berner @beingbernz How to get a guy to stop hitting on you at the bar: -Tell him about your horoscope. -Tell him about your cat. -Tell him about your cat's horoscope.'

28 Cat Memes And Tweets That Are Whisker-Lickin' Good to Satisfy Your Caturday Comedy Cravings

These memes are purrfectly satisfying
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19 funny cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 14, 2023)

Feline goodness, Twitter style
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50 cat tweets from @weirdlilguys | Thumbnail includes one picture of a cat with an egg in its mouth, one picture of a man and a cat in bed, one tweet including 'cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys EGG THIEF' and one tweet including 'cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys there are many uses for cat'

A Year Of The 50 Best Cat Tweets From @Weirdlilguys To Laugh Through The Pain Of Finishing Another Circle Around The Sun

Another hissterical year bites the dust
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46 cat pics and memes

A Spectacularly Spicy Soirée of 45 Ferociously Feisty and Wholesome Felines to Inspire Fiery Hearted Cat Enthusiast Hoomans

Wholesome cat goodness
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