funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Pets Are Sick Of Their Owners Being Home All Day (Tweets)

Just think about it. 

Before this quarantine thing, your pets had a life. 

They had a daily routine they pretty much liked. 

Until you have decided you're staying home. All-day. Every day.  

So it's pretty reasonable to assume that these cats and dogs are waking up every day asking themselves the same question: "Are You STILL here and WHY?"


Funny tweets about cats and dogs sick of their humans | stabbed open seltzer can while screaming @rachelmillman know ok im sick too woman snuggling a cat
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Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors

In times of worldwide uncertainty and fear, it's hard not to get bummed sometimes while being stuck at home for so many days. 

But some people just won't let that break their spirit. 

Like this guy, for example, who became an internet sensation for trying to bring a little bit of joy to the world. 

A guy named Jack has begun posting on twitter photos of his friend, who has apparently been dressing up in crazy outfits while he walks his dogs so as to give homebound neighbors something to laugh at if they happen to catch him walking by.

When Jack was asked for more details about his friend, he tweeted: "Just to answer a couple of your questions: He's in Weymouth, he doesn't own a fancy dress shop, he used to be a Royal Marine". 

What a lovely initiative! 

Guy Walks His Dogs Wearing a Crazy Costume Every Day To Cheer Up His Neighbors | guy dressed like a pirate holding two dogs on a leash | same guy wearing a wig and a red belly dancer costume
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Uplifting The World One Doggo Rate At A Time (New Tweets)

Heckin' adorable and righteous rating system... 15/10 always. 

Nothing brings out the pure wholesomeness and joy like "We Rate Dogs" does! Just let the happiness and warmth of all these pupperinos wash over you.

dogs tweets rate doggo doggos animals aww cute tweets funny twitter | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Nellie. She's an astronaut. Please don't interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 6:45 PM Apr 6, 2020 Twitter iPhone 31.6K Retweets 258.9K Likes soap bubble floating in front of a dog making it look as if the dog is wearing a space helmet
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (April 13, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends.

Here's a link to last week's list, in case you've missed it.

Funniest animal tweets | ErinEph @ErinEph My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs She's down there right now. They're eating dinner together. 5:27 am 3 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 35.5K Retweets 511.5K Likes
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After Dinner Sweets In The Form Of Cat Tweets (18 Tweets)

One good thing that has come from this year, thus far, is the new cat tweets we've been seeing! 

Keep em coming, folks. 

Cats are pure magic and lift our spirits in these crazy times, why not share that magic with the world? 

Here are 18 fresh cat tweets as your purrfect treat! 

cats funny tweets aww animals lol cute twitter | LJ Lawless Is Keeping Her Social Dist lj_lawless Replying wordmixrr my husband cat person, but not like CAT PERSON got ours. Fast-forward six months day 18 quarantine and every time turn around he's tucking them their naps
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Tweets Funny Isolation Stories With His Mini Horse And Donkey

The 72-year-old actor-turned-politician is self-isolating at his home in California with two precious friends- his mini horse, Whiskey, and his pet donkey, Lulu. On his twitter page, he shares some funny videos of their lovely trio and in fairness, they appear to be having a great time together.  

Arnold Schwarzenegger Tweets Funny Isolation Stories With His Mini Horse And Donkey
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (April 6, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends. 

Here's a link to last week's list, in case you've missed it.

Funny animal tweets | Saritaaa @bxsarrr Pigeons probably think extinct 9:32 pm 29 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 167.3K Retweets 779.9K Likes
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Image Of Hidden Pug Goes Viral (Tweets)

A major thank you to Twitter user @yesworryya for bringing this picture into our lives. 

It's exactly the thing we needed right now -- to search an image for a hidden pug. 

Don't spoil the fun for others though -- keep those comments free of any spoilers! 

Here are some of our favorite reactions to this Twitter thread:


pug tweets funny hidden animals dogs lol twitter aww cute | ashqueen @yesworryya have found pug just retweet ok photo of a park and the face of a pug dog sticking out from behind a bench
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Older Cat Has Delayed Reaction To Fox Chilling In The Backyard

Move over, 'The Fox and the Hound'! We're ready for the new version of 'The Fox And The Cat'! And this time, hold the tears. 

Meet Archie, an adorable senior cat whose eyesight and hearing is diminishing. His owner, Twitter user @PigletParker shared a delightful and quite silly video of letting Archie out into the lush garden where a fox just happened to be chilling.

Archie, excited to go outside and begin an adventure, doesn't seem to notice the super chill fox that's been watching him the whole time!

Watch the cute exchange in the video below:

cat fox senior tweets cute funny lol aww adorable | Constance Rimmer @PigletParker Archie is a venerable elder gentleman, and with his diminished sight and hearing abilities doesn’t always notice things straight away. grey cat with white underbelly walking in a green yard
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Funny Thread About Herd Of Goats Having a Midnight Feast In an Empty UK Pub During Lockdown

Manchester Evening News' @AndrewStuart saw a herd of goats overrunning the township of Llandudno in the north of Wales.  

He was worried that he had gotten the goats arrested after spotting them having a midnight feast from a pub window  

Little did Andrew know, that night was just the beginning for these wild goats. 


Herd Of Goats Were Having a Midnight Feast In an Empty UK Pub During Lockdown | tweet by Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart They weren’t moving from their midnight feast. And they were probably going to run riot on the town, what with nobody being about due to the lockdown. I also wasn’t sure if they were keeping the required 2m apart.
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Calming Pet Tales Goes Perfect With A Quarantini

Animals seem to make the world a brighter place, a place where we want to find ourselves in 24/7. 

Thankfully, we have our furry companions to brighten up our days while being cooped up indoors all day... every day. 

Prepare yourself that quarantini (stuck-at-homemade martini) and prepare for some calming (and quite lovely) animal stories we've gathered from this past week. 

We hope it eases any built-up frustration. 

tweets animals cute stories cats dogs aww funny twitter | crissye @crissymilazzo yesterday gave my dog middle part. have not read one single word book SWICK 2:08 AM Mar 31, 2020 Twitter Web App black long furred dog
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (March 30, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends. 

Here's a link to last week's list, in case you've missed it.

Funny animal tweets | Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor cdc: corona lives on countertops hours my cat slowly pushes off* 3:35 pm 25 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 5.1K Retweets 35.6K Likes
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Woman Curious About The Neighbor's Cat Asks His Name While Keeping Social Distance

Seems like social isolation is making us all so much more creative. 

like this woman from New York, for example. 

While practicing social distancing at home, Lizzie Bartelt became more and more interested in the while cat roaming in the house in front of her. 

Since she couldn't just walk up to his apartment or wait to meet his owner sometime soon, she decided to find out his name the quarantine way, by putting a poster asking "What's the white cat's name?" on her window. 

Chris, her neighbor living right in front of her, replied with a sign too and this lovely window tale has now gone viral with more than 657K likes.  

Woman Curious About The Neighbor's Cat Asks His Name While Keeping Social Distance | sign in a window of a building on the other side of the street that reads "hi what is the white cat's name"
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Best Of Last Week's Quarantined Cats (Tweets)

Has it been a full week since we've self-quarantined? It seriously feels like forever. What day is it even? 

We can't seem to tell how long it's been but all we know is the hashtag #QuarantineCats has been a silver lining in a sea of stormy clouds. Excuse us, the virus has somehow made us feel quite poetic. 

We scrolled through the very best cats in quarantine and gathered them all here for your viewing pleasure. 

You're very welcome. Keep the hashtag alive! How are your furbabies doing on day __ of quarantine? Seriously, what day is it? 


cats quarantine tweets funny best lol cute aww animals twitter | Danyal Martin @danyalmartin WFH diaries, day 3: My new assistant does not respect personal boundaries StayHomeSaveLives #StayHomeCanada #QuarantineCats 1:41 PM Mar 18, 2020 Twitter iPhone | Leo @leosdiaries1 Even though humans are spending more time at home still not getting second dinner s going on kittyloafmonday #quarantinecats 9:53 PM Mar 23, 2020 Birmingham, England Twitter iPhone
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Genius People Who Came Up With Creative Ways To Fight Off Boredom (Tweets)

These people sure are living their quarantine life to the fullest with all kinds of funny and creative ideas, using their pets as the main tool. 

Thank you, the people of twitter, for this wholesome content!  

Genius People Who Came Up With Creative Ways To Fight Off Boredom | tiny turtle in an aquarium playing tic tac toe with a human drawing with a pen on the glass | fish playing football on an underwater field
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Twelve Delightful Tweets From 'Thoughts Of Dog'

2020 may seem like a really, really rough start to the new decade we were once so hopeful about. 

Luckily, we can always count on our favorite doggo to bring us a new perspective on things and make us realize... life ain't so bad. Just gotta be optimistic and perhaps take a lesson from 'Thoughts of Dog.'

dog doggo thoughts tweets wholesome aww cute animals twitter quarantine uplifting | Thoughts Dog @dog_feelings human has been working home last couple days. and every so often. they let participate video calls. all other humans cheer they see am only thing holding their company together
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