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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 9)

Another week is almost done, and we are sooooo happy to finally get some time to rest. Time under our blankets, time to slowly sip some tea, and so, so many hours to pet our lovely cats. The weekend is the best time of the week, that much is obvious, but there is one way to make it even better - one of our favorite segments: this week's best cat tweets. 

Every single Friday, we make sure to start your weekend off on the right paw by bringing you the best of the best of this week's cat twitter - the funniest, the cutest, the most wholesome, most ridiculous, and all the other viral tweets in between. 

Have an amazing weekend, cat lovers, and see you here next week!`

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat on a baseball field and one tweet 'Cat - Amanda Smith ... @AmandaRTubbs The face of a cat who has been coming to Coors Field regularly since March 2020 and just showed up to the stadium with a crowd in it for the first time. PRICE 21 TCHES 1-2 4 11 6 -8 6:46 AM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 10.3K Retweets 590 Quote Tweets 121.3K Likes'
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Twitter Discovering Silky Anteaters And Losing It

Oh, twitter, the things you go crazy over always somehow manage to make us laugh. We can't blame twitter this time though, because they lost their collective minds over one of the weirdest/ coolest/ most awesome animals out there - the silky anteater. 

What's amazing is that this isn't even the first time twitter loses it over anteaters. Something about them just seems to get to twitter users. But, you know what, it's not like we complain. The more exposure we give to these animals, the more people get to know them and love them, the happier we are as well.  

viral tweets about silky anteaters thumbnail includes two pictures of silky anteaters and one tweet 'Vertebrate - cait @kittynouveau i just learned about the silky anteater and i am going. insane. what is this 7:54 PM Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,178 Retweets 805 Quote Tweets 53.3K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (April 4, 2021)

Another weekend has come and gone, and we are finally getting into the energy of this. Thing is, something tells us that you guys are in need of some positivity, and that's the reason that you are here. Don't fret, animal lovers, we've gotchu covered. 

Every week, we bring you a collection of the best animal tweets of the week. From the funniest, to the cutest, to the most ridiculous and most viral, something in here is going to bring a smile to your face. This is the list is one that is guaranteed to have something for everyone, because animal twitter, vast as it is, always has something for us all. 

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a guy taking selfies with a progressively angrier cat and one tweet 'Hair - Jack @jxckcper I'm laughing so hard. I was trying to take cute pictures and she saw the neighbourhood cat she fights with 10:51 AM Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21.3K Retweets 768 Quote Tweets 215.8K Likes'
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Some Heckin' Good Boy Doggo Memes

Get ready for some freshly borked doggo memes for a heckin' good way to approach your weekend. A little left to go, and you will be free, getting the bestest of all best doggo cuddles you will ever need. 

But we promise that, for now, while you're hiding in the office or in class and sneaking a peek at some barkolicious memes since can't get your very own doggo to cuddle you, this is the best doggo treat you will get your hands on. Why? Because it's fully of heckin' good memes about some heckin' good boys. 

So, bark away, dog lovers, and if these aren't enough, check out last week's doggo memes!

this week's collection of dog memes thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog with a sign that says 'free' 'Canidae - We're having my brother watch my dog while away and it wasn't even a day until he se' and another of a dog with an employee tag 'Dog breed - ... Shari Dunaway, MD @ShariDunawayMD My hospital hired an employee whose only job is to go around saying hi to other employees while they work THE ORIO STATE UNIVERSITY WEXNER MEDICAL CENTER Shiloh Justice Volunteer STAR Program LEYE'
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Informative And Funny Viral Tweets About Dachshunds

Time to learn and laugh at the time time, because when twitter decides to teach you something about dogs, it is bound to be funny. A desperate plea for information about dachshunds from a very confused dog owner went viral, and people replied in the masses, sharing stories about not only their experiences with meeting dachshunds and raising dachshunds but also actual information that'll teach you why these small pooches behave the way they do. 

This is the perfect thread for all of us confused dog lovers out there that want to learn but have no patience for it, because with funny viral tweets like these, you will not be able to stop reading even if you wanted to. So, enjoy, and next time you'll walk past a dachshund, at least you'll know why it's attempting to kill you.

viral informative and funny tweets about dachshunds thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr I was walking my cockapoo Stella and passed a woman walking her daschund. I asked her if Stella could say hi. She goes, "no way lady, this is a daschund, that should tell you allll you need to know" and I've been thinking about it all day and realized I do need more information 3:54 AM Jan 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5.3K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 131.9K Likes'
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Tweets Of Terribly But Hilariously Animated Animals

Have you ever watched an animated movie, and you're sitting there, enjoying yourself, and then one of the worst, most terrifying-looking animal comes onto the screen and you feel like you've fallen into a different dimension? Well, twitter users are going through this existential crisis today, and we think it's so funny. 

For some reason, movie animators have a tendency to try to make animals look more "attractive" or more "realistic" by giving them human features, and they always miss their goal by a mile and a half. And give us nightmares in the process. At least these animated animals are funny to laugh at though. 

tweets of badly animated animals in movies thumbnail includes two pictures of scary animated animals from the movie Barbie and a tweet 'Photograph - BenDariCreme #StopTheAttacks @_Miggyyyy- ... nobody: animals in barbie movies: 2:41 PM Mar 29, 2021 - Twitter for Android 44.7K Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes'
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Real Animals Too Weird To Look Real (Tweets)

If you have ever spent some time on the internet looking through animal pictures, you know that there are some insanely weird animals out there in the world. The kind of animals that just do not look real, the kind of animals that you look at and think that there is no way something like this exists in the real world, you will not believe it unless you see it. 

We, as animal connoisseurs, have gotten used to coming across weird animals online, but when regular twitter users encountered them, hilarity ensued. And we just had to share it. 

tweets of weird looking animals thumbnail includes a picture of a weird animals and a tweet 'Rectangle - sarah lugor! @sarahlugor ... there are some animals that i refuse to believe are real until i see see them 6:50 PM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 592 Retweets 155 Quote Tweets 17.8K Likes'
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Cats Mischievously Trying To Steal Food (Twitter Thread)

This is one of the most annoying yet most hilarious cat traits there are! If you happen to have a cat that doesn't bother you when it comes to eating absolutely everything, consider yourself lucky. We got two cats, one who will be in your face from the moment you open the fridge then the moment you finish your last bite. And even then, you gotta clean up ASAP before the little dumpster kitty will attack any leftovers she could get her paws on. 

Then, there's the other one -- gentle, sweet, never begs for food... Unless you happen to have sunflower seeds or an equivalent salty snack. In that case, there's no way this cat will leave empty-handed, he is determined and he will get what he wants. Which is a single seed. 

Cats are hilarious when it comes to food, they don't give up and they try to steal our food in a not-so-obvious way, but let's be real, it's always obvious. That's just what makes it all the more hilarious! Thanks to Twitter user, @iHugMajima, for bringing this thread of cats stealing food into our lives! 

cats trying to steal food - thumbnail of a cat looking at food "my cat when i eat anything that has carbs (hes cross eyed so it makes him look incredibly focused on the food)"
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 2)

Welcome to another purrrrrefct Friday, cat lovers! It's time to sum up the week in the only right way, by checking out the best of the best of cat twitter. 

Every single wEvery single weekeek, we collect for you the best tweets about cats. We bring you the funniest, the most ridiculous, the most wholesome, cutest, and most viral tweets of them all. Because we know that you are cat lovers just like we are, and you want to see the cats that everyone is talking about, but it's the weekend, and nobody has the energy to search so thoroughly through twitter - except for us. 

Enjoy these cat tweets, everyone, and don't forget to come back next week for more!

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat looking into a scrying mirror and one tweet 'Cat - MKB @MatthewKBegbie My friend bought a scrying mirror (commonly used in the occult for predicting the future) and walked in to see his black cat standing on two legs and staring into it. 9:21 PM Mar 28, 2021 Twitter Web App 21.9K Retweets 1,887 Quote Tweets 216.4K Likes'
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Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

It's the middle of the week and we're definitely dragging our feet at this point in order to move forward. Wednesdays are so... bleh. The only thing remotely exciting about Wednesdays is that we're officially halfway through the week, and, of course, your weekly round-up of cat memes!

Welcome to halfway to Caturday! Caturday feels like a hundred years ago but with this weekly segment, we won't have to feel like that any longer. And while we definitely do anticipate the arrival of Caturday, having this delicious round-up of cat memes does really help pull us through. 

fresh cat memes - thumbnail of cat in upspspss "Sorry ur package is delayed l've been sleeping in the box" and image of cat laying besides giant litter spill "If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim"
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Tweet User Demands People Get Out So Kitten Can Focus On Her Studies

In this slightly old but most definitely gold Twitter Thread, we are being yelled at by Twitter user, @youthfvlly, for interrupting their kitten's focus willing studying. Quite honestly, we couldn't help ourselves and we definitely deserved to be scolded. And while we want this little kitten to have the best education out there, we really can't say we wouldn't do it again. 

But before you judge us, you just need to scroll down and look at this calico kitten studying hard on a big desk. It's too precious and even talking about doesn't do the images justice. We have a feeling you're about to be scolding too. And probably us too. 

Worth it.  

calico kitten studying hard - thumbnail of kitten studying at desk "GET OUT!!!! SHES STUDYING!!!!!!!!"
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Owners Finding Their Cats In Unexpected Places (Viral Tweets)

There are certain risks that come with allowing your cat to hang around outdoors. You can never know exactly what kind of adventures they get into before they come back home in the evening. You can only wonder about it, curious out of your mind. Except that sometimes, you accidentally find out exactly where they're going, and you find them in the weirdest of all places.

You might find them hanging out at a neighbor's when you bring something over, you might find random pictures of them hanging in restaurants or other people's apartment listings. It's absolutely hilarious. And somehow, it only makes us more curious about where they are at all times. 

tweets about cat owners finding their cats un random places thumbnail includes a picture from an apartment listing of a cat chilling on a bed and one tweet 'Furniture - Michael Hubank ... @generoom The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat. O 13/14 11:12 AM - Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 27.8K Retweets 3,714 Quote Tweets 304.5K Likes'
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Viral Tweets Of Funny Names Given To Cats

We, cat owners, know that our cats are majestic beings. They are descendants of great, dangerous, glorious felines. So, of course, we make sure to treat them in a way that is appropriate

We present them with water, food, snacks. We pet them when they want it and get scratched when they don't. But the first thing we do to show our royal cats the respect that they deserve is give them a name - the most regal and majestic- okay, fine, we call them the dumbest things sometimes. 

Beef Stroganoff, Green Bean Casserole, Meowgan Freeman. They're all beautiful, regal and absolutely hilarious. 

tweets about funny names given to cats thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Jennifer Xiao @jxiaoo Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff 4:58 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter Web App 34.7K Retweets 4,390 Quote Tweets 297.5K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (March 29, 2021)

Welcome to another Monday, animal lovers! Yes, we understand, getting out of bed is a whole mission today. There is nothing that we want more than to stay under our blankets and chill with our pets, but we have to get up. But, since you're here, you know that there is something that we can give you to make the start of this week just a little bit easier. 

Every week, we collect the best of the best of animal twitter, just for your enjoyment. We bring you the funniest, the cutest, the weirdest, and the most viral animal tweets of the week, because we know that they make you smile and help you start the week off on the right paw. So, please enjoy these tweets everyone, and see you here next Monday!

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - senior vice president of jerks @rajandelman Thinking about how dogs just had the best year of their lives 9:01 AM Mar 27, 2021 Twitter for Android 27.3K Retweets 1,182 Quote Tweets 333.8K Likes'
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Ending The Weekend With The Best Dog Tweets

Is there anything better in this world than some puppers? Probably not. But something that does come close to the true magnificence of the doggo is the magnificence of tweets that are all about doggos. They will make you smile, they'll make you laugh, they will put butterflies in your belly and warmth in your hearts almost as much as real doggos would.

And seeing that the week is ending, and we could use some of that doggo positivity, we have collected for you the very best dog tweets of the week - the cutest, funniest, most wholesome and most viral tweets, in the hopes of making you smile. Because few things make us smile as much as animal twitter does.

best of this week's dog tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Swamp Witch @SwampWi68671152 I almost died tonight. My dog had a fit, barking till she woke me up in a cold sweat. Made it out to the kitchen a choked down a mouthful of sugar. Checked it on my machine and it was bottomed out at 36. I shouldn't even have been conscious. Thanks, little friend. Steak tomorrow. 9:37 AM Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 1,524 Retweets 211 Quote Tweets 28.3K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (March 26)

Another Friday comes and goes, and we are truly ready to take a break from this week and rest. We want to lie down, have some hot tea, cuddle our cats, and do absolutely nothing but enjoy our cat's  company - and the company of all of the cutest cats on twitter. Welcome to one of our favorite segments - this week's best cat tweets.

We know you want them, but you don't wanna look for them. Because you're resting, and scouring through the wasteland of twitter is hard. So, we collect these tweets for you - the cutest, most wholesome, funniest, weirdest and most viral. We are here to make sure that you start your weekend off on the right paw every single Friday.

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat walking away from an explosion and one tweet 'Cat - もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2 一仕事やり遂げた猫さん Translated from Japanese by Google A cat who has completed a job 4:01 PM Mar 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 17.3K Retweets 445 Quote Tweets 159.3K Likes'
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