funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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New Parody Page Imagines What It'd Be Like If Jurassic Park Had a Twitter Account

There's a new and very funny Twitter account distracting us from work, life, and – most importantly – the news.

The hilarious @JurassicPark2go imagines what the irresponsible amusement business would have tweeted if it had a twitter account and it seems like it is on the course to be a roaring success. 

The jokes are written by some really great comedy writers and we just love it!     


Jurassic Park's Twitter Account | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSK PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent 7:58 pm 10 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 1.8K Retweets and comments 14.1K Likes
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (July 13, 2020)

Animals are an endless source of fun for the creative people on Twitter, who keep entertaining us with their funny gems.

So, if you just need to have some fun today, these hilarious tweets about animals are what it takes to make your day a lot better.

Here's a link to our previous list of animal jokes. 


Funniest Animal Tweets | rebecca mix @mixbecca met my boyfriend "just wasn't cat person out wet food he's currently cooking fish so boys can still have good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons restaurant he cannot disappoint not two mini hellpanthers poop box yell at us 5:56 am 2 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 36.2K Retweets and comments 312.9K Likes >
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The Real Truth About Being a Cat Owner (Relatable Tweets)

Cats love to give their owners a hard time, but little do they know, many of those same owners have tweeted the truth about their feline overlords on Twitter. 

So yeah, if you have a cat, you'll definitely relate to these hilarious tweets that expose all those daily perks that are part of being a cat owner. 

The Real Truth About Being a Cat Owner (Relatable Tweets) | ONT Tou ya girl @yagirlsaidthat KUR FAC one my fav parts about owning cat is other people who own cats send pictures their cat(s) and all like secret cat society where communicate exclusively about and through our cats 10:48 pm 28 Aug 2019 Twitter Web App
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (July 6th, 2020)

It's Monday morning and you all know the drill...Time for some animal comedy. 

These funny animal tweets are meant to brighten your day.

We have some more for you if you like. 

Funniest animal tweets of the week | Mohammad @Abu9ala7 Fuck around and find out person wearing a jacket with the collar pulled up to hide their face and a small cat's head peeking out instead
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All About The Birds And The Bees (Memes)

We're here to teach you all about the birds and the bees! With bird and bee memes, of course! 

Why, what were you thinking? 

We have a deep love for birb memes, this you probably already knew but what about some appreciation for our honey-makers of the world? We do not see a bunch of bee-related memes out there (besides the 'Bee Movie', which shouldn't exist), and that needs to change!

Otherwise, how will the next generation know all about the birds and bees if not through memes? Luckily, that's a thought for another time. We've got a beautiful blend of screaming birds and sweet, sweet stinging bees. Enjoy!

birds and bees memes | a bird landed on my girlfriends head @ALSTON2008 that ain't no bird that is an omen of death | Even bees are getting quarantine bods.
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Funniest Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Year (So Far)

It often feels like time has lost all meaning in this new reality amid the worldwide pandemic. 

Have you ever stopped for a second to think about what our furry friends went through these chaotic months? 

Well, we can only guess that just like us, they had to adjust to some very weird situations with us being home all day. Every day. 

But they have never failed to make us laugh, even during these dark days. 

Every week, we brought you the funniest animal tweets, hoping to light up your days and now, we have rounded up some of the funniest jokes shared on twitter this year (so far). 

Only 6 more months to go. You got this.    

  

The Funniest Animal Tweets of 2020 | Laurazepam @andlikelaura [pets during quarantine] dog: oh boy oh boy get be with human all day night love human lovelovelovelove cat: are fuckin kidding right now 5:37 pm 19 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 41K Retweets 259.1K Likes
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Fifteen Broken Cats Who Have Amusingly Stopped Working For Some Reason

Do you think you have the weirdest cat in the world? It turns out most people do. 

Cats' behaviors, however strange they may seem, are pretty similar no matter where you go.

This twitter account brings us some funny videos of broken cats who have definitely stopped working for some reason.  

Fifteen Broken Cats Who Have Amusingly Stopped Working | broken animals poroken_an.mals Signaling the Mothership black cat standing on its back legs like a human
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (June 22, 2020)

Care for some laughs? 

It's Monday morning and you all know the drill...

Please welcome the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends during the past week. 

Check out our previous list in case you need some more. 



Funniest animal tweets | ciara @ciarapollock he punk she did ballet more can say baby chicken chicks with a tiny skateboard and wearing muffin liners as ballerina tutu skirts
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A Fine Collection Of Wholesome Animal Tweets

What would life be without fluffy ones?

Our furry friends continue to provide us with all the reasons to feel better.  

We have compiled a list of animal tweets that are equal parts wholesome and hilarious.

You're welcome.  

A Fine Collection Of Heartwarming Animal Tweets | Berk @FuriousPiles My wife paid £50 this bed our indoor rabbit. And this is sleeps every night rainbow colored pillow and a bunny sleeping in a dustpan
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Fifteen Punniest Dad Jokes About Animals

What makes a good (or bad) dad joke? 

First of all, the one-liner has to be administered by a dad, it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a well-timed pun to make it the best joke ever. 

Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes about animals we have found around.  

Funny dad jokes about animals | Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes asked my cat 's two minus two? He said nothing. 2:30 am 18 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Cat Goes Viral For Its "Hungry Hippo" Eating Style (Tweets)

Introducing "Pig Cat!"

Twitter user, @tramL116, has introduced us to what he calls, "Pig Cat." A video of his cats, one of which eats like the world will end tomorrow. Taking giant bites of food, this cat is now being known as the cat version of the classic game, "Hungry Hungry Hippos." 

Twitter users were quick to chime in and write what may be the cause of the cat's behavior. And others simply shared more videos of cats eating like hungry hippos. 

Two things we know for certain: we love cats and we love eating. You do you, Pig Cat. But the owner should consider feeding the two separately so Pig Cat doesn't feel the need to eat so much, so fast. 

pig cat eating video tweets hungry hippo aww cute animals funny lol animals food twitter | hilarious video of a cat eating from a bowl by opening its mouth wide and stuffing as much food inside as it can fit Just Curt (sorry OhWellltsCurt Replying beelars and @tramL116 missed this until just now. Truly majestic. 3:18 AM Jun 14, 2020 Flamingo Android 83 Retweets 1.4K Likes Blair @beelars Jun 14 Replying OhWelltsCurt and @tramL116 CRONCH t7 3 O 168
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (June 15, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends.

Here's a link to last week's list, in case you've missed it.

Funny animal tweets | Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude Now be like "oh fuck forgot my mask" like im spiderman or something 4:48 pm 9 Jun 2020 Buffer 290K Retweets 1.2M Likes >
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Living With Cats Is a Wild And Funny Ride (Tweets)

Oh cats, we love them so much. 

But no doubt, living with them is a comedy show you don't even need a ticket to get in. 

funny cat tweets | home idiot's lunch @focra doing laundry one washcloth fell on floor 9:40 pm 3 Nov 2019 Twitter iPhone 8.1K Retweets 41K Likes > cute cat sitting like a loaf on top of a small towel
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (June 8, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the finest collection of tweets written about our furry friends.

Here's a link to last week's list, in case you've missed it.

Funny animal tweets | Karen Kilgariff @Karenkilgariff felt bad because couldn't resist petting my sleeping dog and woke her up but then remembered she doesn't work or contribute this household any way literally does nothing all day except sleep unless count big hole she's digging by patio adopt don't shop 2:58 am 22 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 2.2K Retweets 29.9K Likes >
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Adorable Tweets About Puffins From Skokholm Island, a Beautiful Bird Colony in The UK

The Skokholm Island is Britain's first bird observatory & the World's densest Manx Shearwater colony that provides a relaxing gateway for the bird lovers. 

According to their home page, the island, which lies in the Celtic Sea two miles off the southwest Pembrokeshire coast, has its own charm and sense of remoteness with tall, sandstone cliffs and a wild landscape. 

In spring and summer, it is colonized by tens of thousands of nesting seabirds returning to their island home. By day there is a frenetic activity among the Puffins, Razorbills, Guillemots and gulls and by night there is a more vocal but equally hectic commotion from the Manx Shearwaters and Storm Petrels.
The island is approximately half a mile across at its widest point and a mile in length which makes it perfect for exploring. There are never more than 26 people on the island, that's 10 acres of space for every visitor!

On their twitter page, you can find many fascinating facts and adorable videos of birds. 

We have collected the best ones about Puffins.

Adorable Tweets About Puffins | Skokholm Island @Skokholmlsland We thought that, given the lack of visitors, the Puffins might become a little more timid around us. Not so much, photo taken by a person sitting on a beach with their legs outstretched while birds climb them
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