funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Twitter Thread: Cats Fascinated Yet Confused By Cooked Egg

This one is a unique story: a guy with a heart of gold who feeds the stray cats in his neighborhood has run out of cat-appropriate food to give to the little felines. Yet, because of his pure goodness, because of wanting to help the stray cats, he has done what he could and gave the cats an egg. Yes, a cooked sunny side up egg, but the cats... they were not expecting it. 

Of course, in the usual twitter style - hilarity ensues. It's not the first time we've come across. Once, we saw a thread about a twitter user who was chased by a cow on Valentines day, another time, we've read about a twitter user who resurrected a bird with her breasts. Twitter is full of amazing, hilarious stories, and this egg one is going on the 'Iconic' list. 

twitter thread about a guy who feeds stray cats running out of food and giving them a fried egg | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat next to a fried egg and one tweet 'Ecoregion - zach silberberg ... @zachsilberberg theres a stray cat who visits my yard and i usually give him a can of tuna but i'm all out so tonight i fried him an egg and i dont think he knows what to do with it'
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Funny Moments Any Cat-Parent Can Understand (Memes And Tweets)

Cats are often misunderstood creatures. Cat-Parents can often find themselves even paying for it. However, every cat-parent knows that all the accidental (and sometimes purposeful) scratches and spinsterhood jokes are worth it. Being a cat-parent is weird and funny and sweet and simply satisfying. If you are considering getting a cat and wonder what it's really like, then you should really go ahead and take a gander at this post.

Cat-parents and cat shenanigans come in all shapes and sizes and they all have hilarious anecdotes to share. Some of these anecdotes are life lessons and some of them are simply stories to be shared over a beer with friends. Either way, you can't help but chuckle when reading these.


memes and tweets relatable to cat owners | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Pinned Tweet Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds · Jan 24 Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect. 11 27 429 1.2K Show this thread'
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Funny Animals Taking Selfies (Viral Twitter Thread)

Have you ever tired taking a selfie (or maybe a million of them in a row) and thought: oh my god, why do I suck at this so bad? Well, you're about to get some more of that feeling. Because somehow, even these animals taking selfies manage to take selfies better than ours. It's a mild blow to our self-esteem, not gonna lie, but seeing these awwdorably funny animals smiling to the camerais something that has definitely given a boost to our mood. 

Thank you, of course, to @JoaquimCampa for having collected all of these pictures, and thanks to everyone who shared this tread and made some more wholesome animal content go viral on twitter. 

viral twitter thread of pictures of animals taking selfies | thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog taking a selfie and a cat taking a selfie of itself and three dogs 'Cat - Joaquim Campa @JoaquimCampa ... Animals Taking Seflies. Thread. 9:53 PM Apr 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 41.2K Retweets 3,914 Quote Tweets 239.7K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (April 26, 2021)

Another week has passed, and oh my god, so much happened. No, no, not in our personal lives, we don't have those - on animal twitter. Yeah, as always, when it comes to viral tweets about animals, twitter sure as heck knows how to deliver. And we, every single week, collect the best of the best of them just for you.

It's the best way to start the week! It'll give you endless of topics to talk about, because if one thing is for sure, it's that there is something for everyone on animal twitter. From funny animal tweets, to wholesome animal tweets that'll make your heart melt, to the weirdest most viral tweets of all - we bring you all of them. So, have an amazing week, everyone, and enjoy!

this week's collection of animal tweets | thumbnail includes a comic of a hug coming to cuddle a person at night and a tweet ''
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Twitter User Accidentally Forgets Sugar Glider In Her Bra (Viral Thread)

Listen, no matter how good your intentions are, sometimes... weird things happen with your pets. Inevitably, your dog will eat something it shouldn't, your cat will get stuck in a closet, and your might forget your sleeping sugar glider inside your bra when you go to your urologist appointment. At least... @LizerReal did. 

Though she kept everyone updated on what was happening after she realized the little glider was in there in a thread that went viral on twitter, one can only imagine the stress she was under, trying to keep the adorable glider safe. Everything passed just fine, thank goodness, with the glider sleeping through the appointment like nothing happened, and getting back home safely. 

Lesson for everyone - double check that there are no pets in your bra when you leave your house. 

twitter thread about accidentally forgetting your sugar glider in your bra thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lil Bit ... @LizerReal oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!! 8:39 PM - Jan 25, 2021 - Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 3.6K Quote Tweets 209.8K Likes'
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Closing The Week With Wholesome And Funny Dog Tweets

The week is ending, and we're about to help you make sure to end it on the most positive note possible with the funniest and most wholesome dog tweets that we can find. If there's anything that is guaranteed to make us happy on this weekend is some happy and pawdorable doggo tweets, and twitter sure can provide. 

Dog twitter never rests, same as cat twitter. There is always something new - funny, wholesome, or weird happening on dog twitter. And since we love dogs so much, dog twitter never fails to entertain us. We hope you have a paw-fect weekend, friends!

collection of funny and wholesome dog tweets thumbnail includes one picture of a smiling puppy tucked in bed with its owners and one tweet 'Smile - Strictly @StrictlyChristo ... This happy pup spending his first night at his new home after being adopted from the shelter. 8:28 AM - Apr 17, 2021 - Twitter Web App 26.3K Retweets 2,111 Quote Tweets 378.1K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 23)

Another Friday has come, and that can only mean one thing: it's time to recap the week in the most purrfect way possible by going through the very best cat tweets of the week. 

Cat lovers like us, there is nothing more that we want than to keep up with all of the cat news out there, but we're busy people, and cat twitter never takes a rest. That's why you guys have us! Every single week, we crawl through the depths of twitter, looking for the best cat tweets - the funniest, the cutest, most wholesome, weirdest and most viral of them all. 

Enjoy this top notch tweet collection and start your week off on the right paw. Have an amazing weekend, everyone!

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a confused cat sitting next to a hot water bottle that looks just like it and one tweet 'Cat - Gaz Weetman @GazWeetman The Wife has managed to buy a hot water bottle that is remarkably similar to The Cat. Needless to say he was NOT amused to see it. 12:50 PM · Apr 17, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 2,494 Retweets 147 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes'
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What Crocodiles Look Like Underwater (Funny Viral Tweets)

Crocodiles are terrifying, right? Whenever you're watching movies and a crocodile comes into the frame, you know things are about to go down. God forbid you see one of them in real life - running is probably the best option if you do. Floating there in the water, not moving an inch, looking all... menacing. We've all seen these incredibly cool animals on land, but have you ever considered what they look like underwater? 

Answer: the look absolutely hilarious. And twitter has just discovered that information too, making this totally random thing about a totally random animal go viral, causing us all to laugh at something that is nothing but pure. Of course, if you want to see crocodiles being adorable, you need to look no further than baby crocodiles making cute noises that sound like laser guns.  

viral tweets about what crocodiles look like underwater thumbnail includes a picture of a crocodile floating underwater and one tweet 'Water - Hal @xoHali I seen how crocodiles look underwater and I can't stop laughing e 12:11 AM - Apr 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 101.8K Retweets 11.2K Quote Tweets 515.6K Likes'
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Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Oh my god, it's only the middle of the week?! But we already got so much done, we worked so hard, we woke up today sure that it was already Thursday. What do we do now? How do we survive the rest of this week? Easy, by scrolling through this fresh, delicious, and hilarious collection of animal memes

You guys know we here have your back, and we know that hilarious animal memes are the pawfect way to get you all back on track to finishing this week strong. So, every single week we bring you new animal tweets and memes to snort at. So enjoy, animal lovers, and we hope that after this, your week only gets better. 

collection of animal memes for the middle of the week thumbnail includes two memes including one of two firefighters holding two cats 'Outerwear - Cat from Denmark vs cat from Russia after being saved from a fire 1030 Comments GforceDz Sep 26, 2018, 6:19 AM The difference is the Russian cat started the fire.' and another of a duck toy on a swing 'Bird - **10 assignments overdue**** me:'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (April 19, 2021)

Happy Mondaaaaay! Oh man, this is it, it's time to start the new week. We know you're tired, we know it's hard to get out of bed. But, we must do it, so we might as well do it right. And if you're here, then you know that the only real way to get it right is with one of our favorite segments: the very best animal tweets of the week. 

It's an opportunity to catch up on what's happening in the animal world of twitter, and since that is one of our favorite things to do, we make sure to do it every week. And considering how diverse every collection of tweets is - they're funny, they're wholesome, they're weird just how twitter likes them - we know for sure that something in here will make you smile

Have a wonderful week, animal lovers!

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes a picture of two puppies hugging and one tweet 'Jeans - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates ... This is Simba and Cooper. They're finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck 12:24 AM Apr 16, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 49K Retweets 3,030 Quote Tweets 332.8K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 16)

It's Friday, cat lovers, and that means that it's time to start the weekend off in the most purrefct way possible - by checking out the best cat tweets of the week! 

Every week, we scour through all of twitter and look for all of the best cat tweets that people had to offer throughout the week, because cat twitter is amazing and constantly active - giving love to cute cats, funny cats, wholesome cat stories, and, of course, getting the most ridiculous cat tweets viral

As cat lovers, we want to keep up with it, but there's just too much! That's why we're here, doing the looking for you. So, please enjoy this collection of cat tweets, and have a wonderful weekend! 

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat on a huge forest cat tree and one tweet 'Plant - sainty @saintyemmy let's make some noise for the enchanted forest kitty sanctuary 3:08 PM · Apr 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 57.1K Retweets 5,606 Quote Tweets 505.9K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (April 12, 2021)

Another Monday has come, friends, and we are excited. No, no, not because a new week has started, we would all prefer to be at home under our blankets with our pets right now. No, we're excited because Monday coming means that it's time for one of our favorite start of the week segments - the best of this week's animal twitter. 

Every week, we collect the best that animal twitter has had to offer - the funniest, the most wholesome, most heartwarming, ridiculous, and of course, the most viral animal tweets of the week. It's the most fun way to start the week that we can think of. We hope you have the most purrefct week, everyone!

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat watching TV in a miniature room and one tweet 'Cat - Michael's Cat ... @michaelscat2 Finally got his own room! 6:11 PM · Apr 11, 2021 - PyTwitterAssistant for michaelsc 37.3K Retweets 2,450 Quote Tweets 253.4K Likes'
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Awwdorable Viral Tweets Showing Exactly Why Cats Are Purrfect

Listen, there's a reason why everyone is so dang obsessed with cats all the time. We're not crazy (for the most part), we just see how purrefct cats actually are. You just don't understand, they're so cute, they're so funny and so weird, and we love them with all of our hearts. 

For all of us, cat lovers, this collection of tweets is going to be nothing but cuteness and wholesomeness, but for all of you cat haters out there - this is your ultimate proof of why cats are heckin' purrefct and why you should absolutely adopt at least one of them. Possibly six of them. That's a normal amount for non-crazy cat ladies, we swear, we're fine. 

viral tweets about why everyone should have a cat thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat lying on its back with a handprint on its belly 'Cat - Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat 7:10 PM Mar 27, 2021 - Twitter for Android 53.1K Retweets 887 Quote Tweets 318.4K Likes'
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Funny Animals Behind Glasses Of Water (Viral Tweets)

One of our absolute favorite things about animal twitter is how much it can fall in love randomly with the most random things. Like animals behind glasses. You may not think that's anything special, but you'd be wrong. One tweet about parrots behind glasses with water goes viral, and the rest becomes twitter history.

Twitter users sharing pictures of their own adorable animals behind glasses of water and finding other pictures of it online, and suddenly, you have one of our favorite twitter threads of all time - full of wholesome, innocence, and mild annoyance. It's perfect. 

tweets of animals behind glasses of water thumbnail includes two pictures of distorted parrots behind glasses of water and one tweet 'Liquid - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob whenever i'm having a bad day i just google birds behind glasses of water and it helps 12:42 AM Apr 4, 2021 Twitter Web App 78.2K Retweets 1,482 Quote Tweets 440.6K Likes'
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (April 9)

Another week is almost done, and we are sooooo happy to finally get some time to rest. Time under our blankets, time to slowly sip some tea, and so, so many hours to pet our lovely cats. The weekend is the best time of the week, that much is obvious, but there is one way to make it even better - one of our favorite segments: this week's best cat tweets. 

Every single Friday, we make sure to start your weekend off on the right paw by bringing you the best of the best of this week's cat twitter - the funniest, the cutest, the most wholesome, most ridiculous, and all the other viral tweets in between. 

Have an amazing weekend, cat lovers, and see you here next week!`

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat on a baseball field and one tweet 'Cat - Amanda Smith ... @AmandaRTubbs The face of a cat who has been coming to Coors Field regularly since March 2020 and just showed up to the stadium with a crowd in it for the first time. PRICE 21 TCHES 1-2 4 11 6 -8 6:46 AM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 10.3K Retweets 590 Quote Tweets 121.3K Likes'
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Twitter Discovering Silky Anteaters And Losing It

Oh, twitter, the things you go crazy over always somehow manage to make us laugh. We can't blame twitter this time though, because they lost their collective minds over one of the weirdest/ coolest/ most awesome animals out there - the silky anteater. 

What's amazing is that this isn't even the first time twitter loses it over anteaters. Something about them just seems to get to twitter users. But, you know what, it's not like we complain. The more exposure we give to these animals, the more people get to know them and love them, the happier we are as well.  

viral tweets about silky anteaters thumbnail includes two pictures of silky anteaters and one tweet 'Vertebrate - cait @kittynouveau i just learned about the silky anteater and i am going. insane. what is this 7:54 PM Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,178 Retweets 805 Quote Tweets 53.3K Likes'
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