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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Pawsitive Doggo Tweets Because It's Been A Ruff Year

These dog tweets may not be the most recent, but they sure do lift our spirits and laughter! 

Which is exactly what we're looking for these days anyway, right? It's no secret to anyone that this year (so far) has been ruff. However, try to keep in mind that you're not alone. The entire world is going through the same roughness, some way worse than others. 

So, count your blessings, every day, and read some doggo tweets because those can never hurt. 

dogs doggos tweets funny lol aww animals twitter adorable wholesome uplifting cute | Elizabeth Hackett Follow @LizHackett don't like puppies like old, streetwise dogs who put paw on arm and stare down like they're proposing one last casino heist.
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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 17th, 2020)

Rise and shine! It's time to get your weekly dose of hilarious (and sometimes quite spicy) animal tweets! 

Each week, we dig and comb through the twitter depths to find the best of the best, all for your viewing pleasure. We sincerely hope you enjoy the outcome of that weekly hunt and that it brightens up your day! Especially now when we could all use a little bit more humor and brightness within our days. 


funny animal tweets memes lol aww animals cute wholesome uplifting hilarious humor cats twitter | Laurazepam @andlikelaura cat: psst 's 5am time feed no go away cat: okay *proceeds step directly on my bladder* oops my bad
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World's Worst Cat: A Thread (25 Tweets)

Cats are unusual animals, one moment they can be cuddly and sweet, and the next moment you can find a poop nugget in your bed. 

What gives? We give them food, water, shelter, attention, and most of all, love. So why are some cats repaying us in such a mean and annoying way? Welcome to 'World's Worst Cat'! A Twitter thread started by @_cingraham when he shared the fact that his cat has been waking up their toddler in a means to wake up the household. Pretty darn evil... and genius. But mostly evil. 

Now, we want to hear from you! What things have your cats done that would qualify them for 'World's Worst Cat'?

world's worst cat tweets cats funny lol hilarious twitter animals aww cute | John Pearson @chefjohnpearson Replying _cingraham My horrible boy climbs door frame dead night and dive bombs my groin like pro wrestler
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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 10th, 2020)

Happy Monday morning, fellow animal lovers! We know it's tough to get out of bed on Mondays but hopefully, the following animal tweets will put the spring in your step in no time! 

Nothing quite some fresh animal tweets to start of your day in the best way. We've got a bundle of ridiculous and hilarious ones mixed in with some wholesome tweets. The perfect blend of spice and nice! 

Enjoy your animal goodies, you deserve it! 

animals tweets funny lol humor animal aww cute wholesome twitter tweet | thomas @perfectsweeties humans have 32 teeth sharks: well teeth start coming and they don't stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND TH 7:31 PM Aug 8, 2020 Twitter Android
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Crisp New Doggo Ratings By "We Rate Dogs" (20 Tweets)

If you have Twitter, you already know how important "We Rate Dogs" is to everyone. If you don't have Twitter, you should still know just how important "We Rate Dogs" is. 

They are very, very important. They have a full-proof rating system which has been 100% accurate since their start. That's a really good track record. 

There are many things we love about "We Rate Dogs," for starters, the dogs, and of course, the doggo ratings along with a cute, and appropriate tagline. If there was truly a perfect Twitter page out there, it would be this one. 

...and Thoughts of Dog

Enjoy the most recent doggo rates!

rate dogs doggos twitter rating tweets funny lol cute aww adorable wholesome uplifting | WeRateDogs dog_rates only rate dogs. This is meteorite has fallen clearly superior part galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank 14/10 adorable puppy sleeping in a ditch in the grass
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God's Will: Tweets Explaining How God Created Animals

Old but gold! And sometimes, it's just a joy to reminisce on how simple things were back in the day. In the days of young Twitter and Tweets describing the almighty one went to create each animal.  

We can understand that being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.

Enjoy the memories!

tweets of how god created animals | Nathan Buckley @duplicitron God made raccoons he like do want be an old timey burglar or trash digger. Too slow both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013
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Curious Zelda's Most Recent Tweets

Everyone could use more Curious Zelda in their day! 

The popular Twitter account has recently reached a following of 200k! Congrats Zelda, your curious self deserves it! 

For those of you unfamiliar with this funny lady, here is her owners description of her that sums it all up nicely, "I am Zelda the cat. Hunter of house flies and keeper of string. Easily startled. Often caught staring. Author of book."

So now you know a little bit more about Zelda, let's dig into those curious thoughts! 

curious zelda funny tweets lol animals cats cat aww cute animal tweet twitter | Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led another and now squid. 9:08 PM Aug 1, 2020 Twitter Android
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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 3rd, 2020)

Good morning, fellow animal lovers! 

We're here to start your day off in the best way possible -- with fresh animal tweets! From hilarious tweets and vids to wholesome ones, this is a lovely blend of animal goodness to start your day. 

We added a bit of spice, though, to make the flavors give a nice morning punch (in the best way possible). 

Enjoy your animal goodies, you deserve it! 


animals tweets funny lol wholesome uplifting cute aww adorable twitter | Nature Animals @AnimalsWorld Oh be cow with heart on cute cows with heart shaped marks on their bodies
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Animal Or Food: Impawisble To Tell The Difference

Oh man, don't look through this on an empty stomach. All these animals (...food?) look so delectable and scrumptious, we're craving them all! 

Except for the mop, only because you can't eat a mop. I mean, you could, but you definitely shouldn't. It was imperative that we featured it, regardless, it's just too good not to. 

And here comes the belly rumbles. Scroll down and try to see if you can tell the difference between animal vs food while we go eat whatever we can find in our fridge. Happy nomming! 

animals food cute funny lol aww dogs cats kitten tweets pics noms | Albums kitten or ice cream Select dreamstime teenybiscuit orange cream
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Neighbor Cats Resting On Parking Blocks (Twitter Thread)

Here's something we haven't seen up until now -- cats resting on parking blocks! And it's even more precious than it sounds. 

Thanks to Twitter user, @ijnaoba1927, for sharing this extremely important find. After uploading two images of two cats resting their heads on top of parking blocks, other users began sharing similar pics of cats from their neighborhood. And it wasn't just a street cat thing -- cats with leashes and collars can be seen doing the same thing. Since it was shared on July 19th, it has racked up over 1 million likes! 

Must be more comfortable than it looks... 

weird cats parking blocks resting comfortable lol cute aww animals pics tweets twitter funny | ijnaoba1927 Translated Japanese by Google Neighboring cat two cats sleeping taking up car parking spots
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The Rarest Sit: 'Thoughts Of Dog' Thread (Tweets)

The rarest sit! "Thoughts of Dog" has brought this beautiful thread into our lives and we can't stop admiring the perfection of these pups and their multi-stair sitting abilities. 

How blessed are we to have such animals in our lives? After announcing the rarest sit in a tweet, users began flooding the thread with images of their pups who have perfected the position and are deserving of recognition. 

So, without further ado, please provide these well-deserved pups your undivided attention. And if you have a photo of your pet in the rarest sit, don't forget to share it with us in the comments! 

dogs sitting stairs tweets dog doggo aww cute thread twitter adorable lol | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings rarest sit. is multi-level stair sit. during which my butt is on one stair. while my front feet extend stair below is powerful combination comfort and style
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (July 27, 2020)

We can never get enough funny animal tweets, and neither can you, so here are some of the best animal tweets we've read this week. 

We think you will enjoy it immensely. 

Just be prepared to immediately send these to your different group chats.

We have some more for you here.


Funny animal tweets of the week | Andy Leeman @AndyLeeman91 old my mum made ring people year thank them my birthday presents uncomfortable dog talking on the phone
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Micro-Dose Of Important Animal Memes (14 Memes & Tweets)

Fresh and hot animal memes straight from the internet oven and into our hearts! It was imperative that we share these newfound memes with you ASAP. 

Why? Because we like you. 

And because we like you, we created this small (but mighty) collection, all for your immediate enjoyment -- so enjoy! 


funny animal tweets memes animals cute aww lol wholesome | Is using hand sanitizer wound didn't know existed: Bonjour bear peeking out from a hole in the snow | Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith -My-dog-ate forgot-itt–X My duckling fell asleep on my calculator! V DX DI C Bry 2y) S x) 12 Clipse 212
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Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (July 20, 2020)

Our furry friends continue to thrive with their quirky habits and we just love them for it! 

So, thank you all, good bois and girls of twitter, for giving us pure smiles every day.

With that being said, happy Monday and enjoy your weekly treat of hilarious animal tweets.  

Need some more? Check out our previous list.

  


  

Funniest animal tweets | @weebflix don't forget wear mask 3:03 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 58.6K Retweets and comments 189.8K Likes cute cat wearing a tiny face mask
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