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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

23 cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet including 'I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, "yes, two cats." And then they asked me "have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?" and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I'll hire you' and one tweet including 'huge news.. i've had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she'd never do in her life'

23 Happy Yappy Cat Pawrents Who Cannot Stop Posting About Their Cute Cats on Twitter

They just yap yap yap about their cats... and we do too...
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most viral cat tweets of the year 2024 | thumbnail includes two pictures including the Olympic shooter Yusuf Dikec with a cat and found simple pencil drawings of cats 'the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat'

50 Best Cat Tweets Proving That Our Fabulous Felines Ruled the Internet Yet Another Year

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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat reaching for a turkey leg and a woman protecting it 'my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (December 8, 2024)

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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes two simple pencil drawings of cats 'Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2024)

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22 cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet including 'Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect.' and one tweet including 'A lot of people don't realize this She can do it with one paw or two'

It's Caturday! 22 Cat Pawrents Flock to the Web and Yap About Their Fluffy Feline Friends All Over Twitter

All cat pawrents should yap about their cat non-stop.
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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes a picture of a girl touching a cat and one tweet 'Amy @queenofaerobics I put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders 11:15 PM - Nov 19, 2024 5.7M Views'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (November 24, 2024)

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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes a picture of a vet holding a cat and two tweets 'Dani Gomez @DaniGomezComedy What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization? Lorenzo The Cat @LorenzoTheCat Nov 13 SNIP SNIP---his name is Muffin and he won't be knocking up any pretty young things anymore. Thanks Operation Catnip in Gainesville, FL. 7:25 PM - Nov 14, 2024. 11.4M Views'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (November 17, 2024)

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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes two pictures of a white cat and a white cat on someone's lap 'My parents had to put their cat to sleep recently due to terminal illness and my dad has been really upset. He called me today so happy and told me that they adopted a 5 year old kitty named Whole Milk who's super friendly and cuddly and immediately sat on his lap :)'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (November 10, 2024)

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21 cat tweets | thumbnail includes three tweets including 'feed the cat boring oversimplifies the dynamic sounds like a chore fatten the beast interesting pleasing to the ear gives power where power is due' and 'I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that absence of cat (chill) and absence of cat (suspicious) are two very different kinds of silence' and 'you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat'

21 Terrific Tweets by Cat Pawrents Benefitting From the Bond With Their Fluffy Feline Friend

Tell us about your cat. Tell us everything!
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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat holding a leaf in its mouth 'andrea @bongiobaddie i love my dumb son... look at him bringing a leaf home 11:36 PM - Oct 30, 2024 - 3.7M Views 337 17K ... 249K 5.2K +]'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2024)

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20 cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet including 'cancel my plans my cat just sat on me' and one tweet including 'Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff' and one tweet including 'My cat, who is currently unemployed and pays no rent, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and I, a walking talking miracle apex predator made of 14 billion year-old Stardust, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter for some reason'

20 Pawrrific Terrific Tweets by Cat Pawrents You Can Swear are Written About Your Cat

Brought to you by all the things cats have done to make their pawrents tell the internet about it.
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24 cat tweets | thumbnail includes one cat picture and 'cue the pink panther music' and 'Liquid Gold' and 'the soup in the bowl im holding the second i look away'

Caption This Cat: 24 Furtastically Funny Replies of Feline Fanatics For a Splendid Slinkey Cat

What would your caption be?
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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat and a dog sitting next to a door in the darkness 'The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog Subscribe "My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share." 4:21 PM - Oct 23, 2024-428.8K Views'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (October 27, 2024)

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23 Very Spurrcific Funny Feline Tweets Only Cat Pawrents Will Understand

23 Very Spurrcific Funny Feline Tweets Only Cat Pawrents Will Understand

If only your cat could tweet...
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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes one picture of a woman next to a black kitten 'Travis Akers @travisakers Can someone come get my wife. She's in some stranger's driveway because she saw a cat. . 2:14 AM - Oct 18, 2024 1.2M Views ...'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (October 20, 2024)

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best cat tweets of the week | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat outside and one X post 'Kinan @kinankawuryan My cat was missing 2 years ago and today we found out she's currently living in some rich man's house so l guess goodbye you're happier there baby • 1:24 PM ⚫ Oct 11, 2024 2.4M Views • 603 11K 126K 3.6K ↑'

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (October 13, 2024)

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