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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

10 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right studio ghibli cats images, "cats of studio ghibli"

This Week's Most Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets (September 28, 2022)

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twitter thread about a man faking drowning and a cat not reacting to it | thumbnail includes two pictures including a man drowning and a cat sitting on the edge of a pool with a drowned man behind it and one tweet 'Font - Rob @thegallowboob this guy faked drowning to see his cat's reaction and it went exactly as expected 12:21 AM - Sep 15, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 23.2K Retweets 1,707 Quote Tweets 225.3K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Man Fakes Drowning, Cat Reacts Entirely Predictably, And The Internet Memes The Heck Out Of It

Let the memeing commence.
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twitter thread about a cat getting kicked out of a botanical garden | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack ... Tonight I saw a massive orange cat get escorted out of Longwood Gardens. I asked “is he not welcome here?", and the guy sighed & said “He shows up at the most inopportune moments". So now, obviously, I want an entire sitcom about their relationship. 6:41 AM - Sep 17, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,253 Retweets 115 Quote Tweets 42.1K Likes'

Twitter Thread: The Story Of The Criminal Cat Who Got Escorted From A Botanical Garden

He's a regular there.
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twitter thread of paintings of cats stealing food | thumbnail includes a painting of a cat stealing food off a table and one tweet 'Font - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore ... One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It's so wonderfully disrespectful. So here is a thread celebrating the need for snacks triumphing over art. First, Still Life with Cat. Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-art...'

Twitter Thread: Hooligan Cats Stealing Food In Still Life Paintings Throughout History

They are and have always been hooligans.
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twitter thread about a woman ending a date because her date said that she hates cats | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats" and I was like ohhh and she was like "should we just end this now?" and I was like "ugh. yeah probably" and then we hugged goodbye 3:53 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,309 Quote Tweets 258.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: People Choosing Cats As Their Very First Priority, Even When Dating

Cat first, girlfriend second
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10 cat tweets, cats are weird | thumbnail left cat covering other cat's tail area, thumbnail right black cat peering through closet

Fresh Feline Tweets Featuring Cats Being Weird Lil Guys From Cat Twitter Sensation 'WeirdLilGuys'

Strange lil fellas
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twitter thread about cats fooling their owners into buying them more food | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lisa @GlitterMagpie I've grown up with cats, had them all my life. Would describe myself as an experienced cat owner, but sometimes I still fall for their shit. Tried a new catfood and they loved it so I bought a massive box. We all know how this ended 9:22 PM - Sep 1, 2022 - Twitter for Android 707 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes MUA'

Twitter Thread: Fussy And Spoiled Cats Fooling Their 'Experienced' Owners

We can't win lol.
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12 cat tweets | thumbnail left what kind of chicken is this cat sitting on eggs, thumbnail right cat with arrow pointing towards but with fur, direct your opinions

This Week's Most Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets (September 8, 2022)

Feline goodness in tweet form
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23 cat tweets cats talking | thumbnail blue background tweet "memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no bully mode @memesiwish I love a talkative cat. Yeah that's right my little meow meow tell me about ur day. 6:17 AM Jul 12, 2022 Twitter for Android . 23.9K Retweets 1,641 Quote Tweets 166.7K Likes 27"

Talkative Cats That Just Want To Meow And Tell Their Humans About Their Days

Meows for days
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twitter thread about paintings of cats being spoon fed by humans throughout history | thumbnail includes one image of an old woman holding a bundled up cat and spoon feeding it and one tweet 'Chin - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore Good news! I found a bunch of paintings of people throughout history spoon feeding cats like babies. First, this peasant woman with a cat, ca. 1640 - 1642. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Davi... ALT 9:48 AM - Aug 26, 2022. Twitter Web App'

Twitter Thread: Paintings Of People Throughout History Spoon-Feeding Cats Like Babies

We have forever and always been whipped for cats.
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twitter thread about the differences between the live action and the animated version of the lion king | thumbnail includes a screenshot of a live action lion cub and an animated shocked lion cub and one tweet 'Plant - lewis @lewisjwr I'm not joking when I say this is quite literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my life put to film. These are the same moments in the Lion King story: the moment Simba notices the stampede 3:26 PM - Aug 22, 2022'

Twitter Thread: Meme-ing The Heck Out Of The Differences Between The Animated And The Live Action 'The Lion King'

To laugh or to cry - that's the question.
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twitter thread about expensive cat vet visits | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets Every time I go to the vet they say "That will be $400," and I say okay I will bankrupt myself again for my perfect small cat 6:28 PM - Aug 13, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 1,072 Retweets 78 Quote Tweets 23K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Mega Expensive Vet Visits Suck But Our Purrfect Cats Are Worth Every Penny

Worth it.
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twitter thread about cats sitting in dishwashers | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat inside of a dishwasher and one tweet 'Cat - sévérienne l'autre @sixscosepoise He won't come out of the dishwasher ETT'

Apparently, Some Cats Have An Unexpectedly Weird Obsession With Dishwashers (Twitter Thread)

There are more of them than any of us expected.
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twitter thread with cat puns and animal puns | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin ... [telling a joke to a classroom] what does a cowboy cat say? kindergartener: kitty up [about to say meowdy] meo- what the f ck did you just say 5:01 AM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android 11.4K Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 112.8K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Kindergartner Outwits Teacher With Purrfect Cat Pun Plus Other Animal Puns

Rightfully stumped.
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19 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "aCoupleofN3rds @aCoupleofN3rds Rescue Cat Five Years Ago: can I sit here? Is that cool? I'm sorry if it's not. Thank you so much for not hating me, it's really nice. I love you. Rescue Cat Today: I SNUCK INTO THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CRACKERS CLEAN UP MY VOMIT YOU SWINE FOR I AM RULER OF THE LIVING ROOM"

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (August 11, 2022)

Purrfect tweets
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14 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "vampire prince nina @NinaModaffari : normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high 9:32 AM Jul 31, 2022. "

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (August 4, 2022)

Feline goodness in Tweet form
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