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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

19 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "aCoupleofN3rds @aCoupleofN3rds Rescue Cat Five Years Ago: can I sit here? Is that cool? I'm sorry if it's not. Thank you so much for not hating me, it's really nice. I love you. Rescue Cat Today: I SNUCK INTO THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CRACKERS CLEAN UP MY VOMIT YOU SWINE FOR I AM RULER OF THE LIVING ROOM"

19 Supurrb Cat Tweets We Found When Scrolling During The Holiday

Purrfect tweets

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14 cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "vampire prince nina @NinaModaffari : normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high 9:32 AM Jul 31, 2022. "

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (August 4, 2022)

Feline goodness in Tweet form

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twitter thread about whether cats fart or not | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Pyrrhica posts cats @memesiwish My bf just farted and blamed it on the cat. He insists it was Mister Moo Moo and that makes me realise...I've never heard a cat fart before. Does your cat fart? 5:00 PM - Jul 30, 2022 - Twitter for Android 567 Retweets 464 Quote Tweets 17.5K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Boyfriend Blames Cat For Farting, The Internet Passionately Debates The Impurrtant Issue

Do your cats fart?

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twitter thread about Larry the cat staying at Dawning Street after Boris Johnson resigns | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Larry the Cat @Number10cat Time to clarify a few things: 1. I'm not "Boris Johnson's cat" 2. Like all Prime Ministers, he's only a temporary resident of Downing Street 3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay 4. Yes, it's all very embarrassing but it will be over soon 8:55 AM - Jul 7, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 724 Quote Tweets'

Larry The Cat Reassuringly Announces He Will Not Leave His Home After Boris Johnson's Departure (Twitter Thread)

Oh, thank goodness, we were worried.

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twitter thread about cats locking themselves in the bathroom | thumbnail includes one picture of two cats looking at the camera from behind a door and one tweet 'Font - misplaced comma or Julee Balko when I'm an author @misplacedcomma2 Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this.'

Twitter Thread: Criminal Cats Lock Humans Out Of The Bathroom And Madness Ensues

They knew what they were doing.

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15 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right images of woman cooking cat dinner "memes i wish i could tag my cat in @memesiwish mom before getting a cat: we DO NOT NEED A CAT mom after: ill cook for you later, lulu's dinner is almost ready"

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (June 23, 2022)

Purrific tweets

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viral twitter thread about getting a cat off a roof over and over | thumbnail includes a picture of a man lifting a chair toward a cat that is stuck on the roof and one tweet 'Font - Ben S. Hyland @Ben_S_Hyland My wife persuaded me to get a cat on the grounds they're independent and take care of themselves. Anyway, here's a picture of me helping Bobby off the shed roof after he got stuck. Again. ...'

Twitter Thread: Cat Continues To Get Stuck On The Roof Plus Other Pets Rethinking Their Choices

Been there, done that.

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16 cat tweets | thumbnail left balck cat smiling cutely, thumbnail right cat walking "

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (June 16, 2022)

Purrrific tweets

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10 cat tweets | thumbnail left cat sewing, sewing machine "come on, auntie will fix the dress for you" thumbnail right cat spitting fire "a cat that spits fire"

Ten Fresh, Fancy, And Feline Tweets From 'Translated Cats'

Kitty cats for days

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twitter thread about funny cat behaviors that humans can't do | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - sarah schauer @sarahschauer love that cats get irritated and walk away after you accidentally move 1 inch. what if you saw someone eating and they fumbled with their napkin and you just went "ugh" and left the restaurant 1:07 AM - Jun 8, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 1,331 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 20.7K Likes :'

Twitter Thread: Purrfectly Acceptable Cat Behaviors That Are Unacceptable When Humans Do Them

For sOMe reason, we can't do it smh

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twitter thread about a cat making a hammock out of an ottoman and funny places people found their cats | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat sitting inside of an ottoman and one tweet 'Vertebrate - ... *delanie **- @FrickinDelanie just found out my ottoman is destroyed because this man decided to turn it into a hammock 5:41 AM - Jun 2, 2022 Twitter for iPhone . 22.8K Retweets 2,164 Quote Tweets 363.1K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cat Turns Human's Ottoman Into Hammock And Other Funny Places People Found Their Cats Hiding In

They're not lost, don't worry, they're just inside the couch.

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14 cats as art tweets | thumbnail left cat playing with flowers image "Hey reply to this with photos of your cats that you believe are also Art like I want to see Cats Who Are Art" thumbnail left cat in box labeled spaghetti

Twitter Thread: Cats Are Art, Cat Loving Twitter Users Show Off Felines As All Types Of Art

Fine art, abstract art, feline goodness

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tweets about spicy cats going to the vet | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Chelsea M. Cameron @chel_c_cam My friend Liz is a vet tech, and they call the cats they have to wrap up so they don't claw the vet "spicy purritos" I thought everyone needed to know 5:33 AM - May 14, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,317 Retweets 178 Quote Tweets 27K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Stories Of 'Spicy Cats' Losing Their Minds At The Vet

Extra spicy.

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10 cat tweets students thanking cats | thumbnail left and right cats helping human's research, tweet "Sami Schalk @DrSamiSchalk In one of my student's final project acknowledgements they thank their cat. 10:59 PM · May 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 5,738 Retweets 1,711 Quote Tweets 100.5K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Feline-Loving Graduate Students Shout Out Their Supportive Cats In Research Acknowledgements

The most educated folks love cats

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14 funny and cute cat tweets | thumbnail blue background tweets "steph mccann @steph_mcca ... girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen 6:54 AM · May 9, 2022 · Twitter Web App 26.7K Retweets 969 Quote Tweets 282.9K Likes" "@petpuppie i don't have a brain there's just a tiny little hello kitty floating around in my head 5:41 PM · May 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone"

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (May 12, 2022)

Purrific tweets

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12 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right grey cat on desk tweet "Jana G. Pruden @jana_pruden A cat just ran into my office and jumped up on my desk. I am at home. We don't have a cat."

Twitter Thread: Purrific Lil Cat Visits Woman's Office And Sets Up Camp

A delightful guest

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