funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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14 tweets featuring poorly drawn cat doodles | thumbnail left cat with sunflower hat, thumbnail right cat with sunflower drawn on paper "angiest sunflower"

14 Tweets Featuring Cute Cat Doodles By Twitter Connoisseur "Poorly Drawn Cats"

twitter thread about a cat sitting on a person who does not like cats | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat sitting on a girl who is grimacing and one tweet 'Cat - Noeh Gee @badassnoe Replying to @_B_S Cat was like "wassup bitch you got a problem I'm right here" T-Mobile Wi-Fi 4:56 PM ... 7 57%'

Cat Spots The One Non-Cat Person In The Room, Hilariously Chooses To Sit On And Stare At Her (Twitter Thread)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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twitter thread about a neighbor thinking that a woman is scolding her boyfriend all the time when it's actually a cat | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - abby govindan @abbygov moved into a new building & my neighbor joked "I hear you constantly lecturing your bf, he sounds like a handful" and I replied "lol men am I right?” bc I didn't want to tell her that Im single & just earnestly scold my cat for taking a tone w me when I do everything around here 8:26 PM - Nov 19, 2022 -'

Neighbor Thinks Woman Constantly Lectures Her BF Even Though It's Actually Her Cat, Hilarity On Twitter Ensues

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread of reasons to own cats | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Keifer @DannyVegito highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud sh t 8:15 AM - Nov 20, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 3,299 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 24.4K Likes'

Funny Reasons To Own A Cat According To Mildly Disgruntled Sarcastic Twitter Users

Mariel Ruvinsky

30 screenshots from a Twitter thread where people posted pictures with their cats along with some weird behaviors that their cats do | Thumbnail includes a picture of a white cat carrying a yellow flower and a picture of a grey cat carrying an envelope 'My cat brings me flowers wherever I am My cat brings me the mail'

Weird Little Things Cats Do That Make Us Appreciate Them Even More (Thread)

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15 cat tweets | thumbnail left cat working a small grill with fire, thumbnail right destroyed office chair cat sitting on it tweets

This Week's Most Meowrific Cat Tweets Featuring Lots Of Feline Goodness (November 10, 2022)

twitter thread about cats being put on diets and having temper tantrums | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ellory smith @ellorysmith : My cat is on a (MEDICALLY PRESCRIBED) diet and it's making him so violently pissed off it's bringing the whole household to their knees 8:16 PM - Oct 27, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,427 Retweets 184 Quote Tweets 77.4K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Delinquent Cats Who Got Put On (Medically Prescribed) Diets Having Temper Tantrums

Mariel Ruvinsky

14 cat tweets | thumbnail image of cat standing in front of podium "The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

This Week's Most Meowrific Cat Tweets Featuring Hefty Levels Of Feline Goodness (October 25, 2022)

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twitter thread of cats getting blasted in the face with milk from cows throughout history | thumbnail includes one photo of a man aiming a cow's teat and milking it straight into a cat's mouth and one tweet 'Organism - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore ALT Here is a thread of barn cats getting blasted in the face with milk. First, Robert Carlson and Captain in Illinois. 1947. gettyimages.com/detail/news-ph... 12:15 PM - Oct 17, 2022 - Twitter Web App *** 8,253 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 68.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Hissterical Historical Barn Cats Getting Blasted In The Face With Milk

Mariel Ruvinsky

14 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right cat pictures small kittens "2 sause long, 1 flower tall"

Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets Featuring Hefty Levels Of Feline Goodness

10 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right studio ghibli cats images, "cats of studio ghibli"

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twitter thread about a cat getting kicked out of a botanical garden | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack ... Tonight I saw a massive orange cat get escorted out of Longwood Gardens. I asked “is he not welcome here?", and the guy sighed & said “He shows up at the most inopportune moments". So now, obviously, I want an entire sitcom about their relationship. 6:41 AM - Sep 17, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,253 Retweets 115 Quote Tweets 42.1K Likes'

The Story Of The Criminal Cat Who Got Escorted From A Botanical Garden

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread of paintings of cats stealing food | thumbnail includes a painting of a cat stealing food off a table and one tweet 'Font - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore ... One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It's so wonderfully disrespectful. So here is a thread celebrating the need for snacks triumphing over art. First, Still Life with Cat. Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-art...'

Twitter Thread: Hooligan Cats Stealing Food In Still Life Paintings Throughout History

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread about a woman ending a date because her date said that she hates cats | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats" and I was like ohhh and she was like "should we just end this now?" and I was like "ugh. yeah probably" and then we hugged goodbye 3:53 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,309 Quote Tweets 258.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: People Choosing Cats As Their Very First Priority, Even When Dating

Mariel Ruvinsky

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10 cat tweets, cats are weird | thumbnail left cat covering other cat's tail area, thumbnail right black cat peering through closet

Fresh Feline Tweets Featuring Cats Being Weird Lil Guys From Cat Twitter Sensation 'WeirdLilGuys'

twitter thread about cats fooling their owners into buying them more food | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lisa @GlitterMagpie I've grown up with cats, had them all my life. Would describe myself as an experienced cat owner, but sometimes I still fall for their shit. Tried a new catfood and they loved it so I bought a massive box. We all know how this ended 9:22 PM - Sep 1, 2022 - Twitter for Android 707 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes MUA'

Twitter Thread: Fussy And Spoiled Cats Fooling Their 'Experienced' Owners

Mariel Ruvinsky

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