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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

twitter thread about cats annoying their owners | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - monica @trash_snapp I'll be like "yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult 7:17 PM - Nov 10, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 18.9K Retweets 1,876 Quote Tweets 137.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Funny Stories Of Cats Actively Working To Make Their Humans' Lives More Difficult

They try so hard.

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15 cat tweets | thumbnail left cat working a small grill with fire, thumbnail right destroyed office chair cat sitting on it tweets

This Week's Most Meowrific Cat Tweets Featuring Lots Of Feline Goodness (November 10, 2022)

Feline goodness y'all

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twitter thread of funny ugly cat photos | thumbnail includes an ugly picture of a ginger cat and one tweet 'Cat - ☆chey ☆ @guttergore i just took the fucking UGLIEST picture of my cat . wtf 7:46 AM - Nov 5, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 5,995 Retweets 623 Quote Tweets 91.9K Likes ...'

Twitter Users Proudly Show Off The Funniest And 'Ugliest' Pictures Of Their Cats That They've Ever Taken

They're still totally adorable though.

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twitter thread about cats being put on diets and having temper tantrums | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ellory smith @ellorysmith : My cat is on a (MEDICALLY PRESCRIBED) diet and it's making him so violently pissed off it's bringing the whole household to their knees 8:16 PM - Oct 27, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,427 Retweets 184 Quote Tweets 77.4K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Delinquent Cats Who Got Put On (Medically Prescribed) Diets Having Temper Tantrums

Every day, there are new casualties. `

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14 cat tweets | thumbnail image of cat standing in front of podium "The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

This Week's Most Meowrific Cat Tweets Featuring Hefty Levels Of Feline Goodness (October 25, 2022)

Meow for more

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twitter thread about a cat who looks constantly sad | thumbnail includes two pictures of a very sad looking cat and one tweet 'Cat - cait @punished_cait this lady in one of my fb cat groups has a cat with the saddest face i've ever fucking seen in my life and i'm obsessed with her. every time she posts this cat i go insane. i love you sad eyed cat Sorsha caboco 5:03 PM - Oct 22, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 5,380 Retweets 349 Quote Tweets 58.2K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cat With 'The Saddest Face' Goes Viral, But Don't Worry, 'She's Not Actually Sad, She Just Looks Like This'

So long as she's not actually sad

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twitter thread of cats getting blasted in the face with milk from cows throughout history | thumbnail includes one photo of a man aiming a cow's teat and milking it straight into a cat's mouth and one tweet 'Organism - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore ALT Here is a thread of barn cats getting blasted in the face with milk. First, Robert Carlson and Captain in Illinois. 1947. gettyimages.com/detail/news-ph... 12:15 PM - Oct 17, 2022 - Twitter Web App *** 8,253 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 68.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Hissterical Historical Barn Cats Getting Blasted In The Face With Milk

Fresh farm to customer.

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twitter thread about the black-footed cat | thumbnail includes one picture of a black-footed cat stretching, one tweet 'Cat - Fascinating @fascinate The black-footed cat is the deadliest wildcat in the world. Though they only weigh 2 - 6 pounds, they take down more prey in a single night than a leopard does in 6 months. 1024 4:36 AM - Oct 12, 2022 - SocialOomph 23.9K Retweets 9,809 Quote Tweets 226.5K' and one meme of a black-footed cat 'Why they making this regular ass cat live in the ZOO'

Twitter Discovers The Tiny But Lethal Black-Footed Cat, Famously Known As 'The Regular A** Cat' From That One Meme

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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14 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right cat pictures small kittens "2 sause long, 1 flower tall"

Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets Featuring Hefty Levels Of Feline Goodness

For the cat lovers amongst us

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10 cat tweets | thumbnail left and right studio ghibli cats images, "cats of studio ghibli"

This Week's Most Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets (September 28, 2022)

Meowrific

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twitter thread about a cat getting kicked out of a botanical garden | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack ... Tonight I saw a massive orange cat get escorted out of Longwood Gardens. I asked “is he not welcome here?", and the guy sighed & said “He shows up at the most inopportune moments". So now, obviously, I want an entire sitcom about their relationship. 6:41 AM - Sep 17, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2,253 Retweets 115 Quote Tweets 42.1K Likes'

The Story Of The Criminal Cat Who Got Escorted From A Botanical Garden

He's a regular there.

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twitter thread of paintings of cats stealing food | thumbnail includes a painting of a cat stealing food off a table and one tweet 'Font - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore ... One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It's so wonderfully disrespectful. So here is a thread celebrating the need for snacks triumphing over art. First, Still Life with Cat. Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-art...'

Twitter Thread: Hooligan Cats Stealing Food In Still Life Paintings Throughout History

They are and have always been hooligans.

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twitter thread about a woman ending a date because her date said that she hates cats | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats" and I was like ohhh and she was like "should we just end this now?" and I was like "ugh. yeah probably" and then we hugged goodbye 3:53 AM - Sep 9, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,309 Quote Tweets 258.6K Likes'

Twitter Thread: People Choosing Cats As Their Very First Priority, Even When Dating

Cat first, girlfriend second

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10 cat tweets, cats are weird | thumbnail left cat covering other cat's tail area, thumbnail right black cat peering through closet

Fresh Feline Tweets Featuring Cats Being Weird Lil Guys From Cat Twitter Sensation 'WeirdLilGuys'

Strange lil fellas

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twitter thread about cats fooling their owners into buying them more food | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lisa @GlitterMagpie I've grown up with cats, had them all my life. Would describe myself as an experienced cat owner, but sometimes I still fall for their shit. Tried a new catfood and they loved it so I bought a massive box. We all know how this ended 9:22 PM - Sep 1, 2022 - Twitter for Android 707 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes MUA'

Twitter Thread: Fussy And Spoiled Cats Fooling Their 'Experienced' Owners

We can't win lol.

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12 cat tweets | thumbnail left what kind of chicken is this cat sitting on eggs, thumbnail right cat with arrow pointing towards but with fur, direct your opinions

This Week's Most Meowrific Kitty Cat Tweets (September 8, 2022)

Feline goodness in tweet form

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