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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Tumblr Thread: Jerk Parrot Messing With Dog

Well, we should have known that talking birds would have the capacity to cause some shenanigans, but somehow... he didn't expect it to be heartbreakingly hilarious. And yes, that does sound somewhat contradictory, but it's a simple fact that reading this tumblr story makes us both snort and aww at the same time. 

Because this bird keeps on giving commands to this most innocent doggo who doesn't seem to know any better. Not only that, but the bird is sitting there, laughing at him like the most cartoonish villain while he runs around and answers its commands, confused as to why the human is not taking him on a heckin' walk if he's offering one. 

Poor Oli, but my goodness, this is ridiculously funny

tumblr thread about a bird that keeps messing with the dog thumbnail includes a picture of a confused looking dog and the caption 'Text - kingtcholla Follow MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE'
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Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Doors Whenever He Wants To Go Out

"Dumb dogs are the best" is the way that this story begins, and though we would argue that all dogs are the best, there truly is something special about the silly dogs among them. Their silly habits are more endearing than anything else most of the times, and we love our doggos all the more for their shenanigans.

This tumblr story shows exactly that. It is the story of the dog who licks doors whenever he wants to go outside. Any door - from the bathroom door to the kitchen cabinet door. And that's the only way you ever know when he wants to go out. Haven't seen him in a while? He might be quietly standing with his tongue pressed against the shower door because maybe outside is through that one. 

tumblr thread about a dumb dog who licks doors whenever he wants to go outside thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a closet door and the text 'Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door - the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even'
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Tumblr Thread: Kitten 'Temporarily' Called 'Trash Bag' Gets Adopted

Quite often, there are times when thing happen little kittens get to vet clinics, and they're not ready to be adopted yet. It could be for all kinds of reasons, and it might be that they'll be there for a long time until they're better. What we never think about really is the nurses' attachment to these kitties. We know that if it us who get attached to half of the adorable kittens on the internet, we would definitely get attached to the kitties.

To lessen their attachment as much as possible, they give the kittens temporary "bad" names so they don't constantly call them "the black cat" and so they have a place for detachment. This tumblr story is one of a nurse who couldn't help herself and ended up adopting one of these kittens - one named "Trash Bag".

Only Trash Bag turned from a temporary name to its permanent one. And we just have to say - we love you, Trash Bag. 

tumblr thread about kittens in vet clinics getting temporary names and a kitten named 'Trash Bag' getting adopted thumbnail includes a picture of a black kitten and the text 'Text - drferox Follow 'Temporary' Names Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they're too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they're big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them 'temporary' names. Organism - drferox Foll'
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Wholesome Tumblr Thread As To What Real Wolves Are Like

After reading this adorable list of things real wolves tend to do, you'll want to meet a real wolf too. Tumblr user thewugtest has informed the interwebs of what it is like to hang out with a real wolf and it sounds absolutely delightful. 

Sure, some of it seems a bit too much (don't worry, you'll know what part seems too much after reading the thread), but overall, who in the world wouldn't want to experience such a moment? Not only do wolves seem cool but they really seem to live up to that expectation. 

Big ol' giant woofers with big ol' hearts! 


adorable tumblr thread of what real wolves are like - thumbnail of beginning of thread "if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know"
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Tumblr Classics: Academic Paper Which Is All Chicken

Chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken.

"Chicken chicken chicken"? Chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken! Chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken? Chicken.

Chicken!

tumblr thread about an academic paper about chickens thumbnail includes a snippet of the paper and all the words in it are 'chicken'
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Tumblr Gets Funny About Animals

A new week is about to start, so it's time to get your spirits up with some tumblr funnies, and this time, they're allll about animals. Because we know you need at least a couple laughs before the week starts, and there's no better way to get them than some of tumblr's classics. 

So, take a deep breath and allow yourself to forget for just another few minutes that tomorrow you have a new week starting. A few more minutes of weekend bliss, spent with the purest yet funniest creatures in this world. And if you need a little extra positivity, you can check out last week's tumblr treat which was all wholesome all doggo all day long. 

funny tumblr posts about animals thumbnail includes to pictures of a rabbit including one where someone is touching the rabbit's forehead with their finger and another where they lift their finger and a finer shaped hole stays on the rabbit's head and the caption 'Skin - iridessence I'M SCREAMING this was SO rude Source: hitmewithcute 172,828 notes Oct 18th, 2020'
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Tumblr Thread: Gentleman Rooster Always Lets Lady Friends Eat First

Well, today, we are looking at an unlikely tumblr story by the tumblr user samandriel. One that we feel could easily be made into a Disney movie. It's the story of Pharaoh, a pet rooster who is a little funny. 

He has the habit of crowing not when the sun rises but rather when he hears humans get up. And he's an absolute gentleman, always letting his many lady hen friends eat snacks first. Unless it's blueberries. Blueberries are serious business. His worst fear is plastic bags, but he will protect his owner from them. And he loves - absolutely loves - cuddles. 

Tumblr stories are always some of our favorites, since they can be funny, wholesome, or totally random, and this one is up there with some of our absolute favorites. 

tumblr thread and posts about a rooster who always lets hens eat snacks first unless its blueberries thumbnail includes a picture of a rooster and the caption 'Text - samandriel Follow the same rooster - god guys he's so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won't have any treats until they've had as much as they want, unless it's a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he's a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don't play no'
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Doggo Successful Herds A Lawn Roomba (Tumblr Thread)

My goodness do we love dogs. They're loyal, always adorable, playful, and sometimes just plain wacky. Dogs are capable of so many awesome tricks and their instinctive nature is always mesmerizing.  If you work really hard at training a dog, chances are they can accomplish more than we realize -- even communicating! Dogs who herd are not only trained but they have the instinct to do so naturally. Even if they don't technically have sheep to herd...like Arwen, for example. 

Tumblr user, gallusrostromegalu, revealed the story of how his dog, Arwen, decided to herd a lawn Roomba. Strap on those seatbelts, folks, we're in for a fun ride! 


dog decides lawn roomba is sheep and try to herd it - thumbnail of tumblr thread "so one of my neighbors has a lawn roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing.."
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Catmusing And Funny Tumblr Posts About Cats

You're weekly tumblr treat this time is drum roll funny cat posts, because if there is one thing that tumblr is absolutely famous for is its cats. And we would have been remiss if we didn't give you some of the best funny cat tumblr classics. 

There's endless adoration for cats on tumblr - from every single user. Yes, every single one. From your typical tumblr blogger to your typical... Russian tumblr blogger that only really blogs about cats. Everyone there loves cats, and everyone there understands - on a deep philosophical level - that cats are the masters of being funny, no matter what they do. They beat funny tumblr dogs and any other funny tumblr animals because cats rule the internet, and cats rule tumblr, and that's that. 

collection of funny tumblr posts and threads about cats thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Text - Imaonade me: "walking* my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun me: okay sir yes sir Source: Imaonade 228,666 notes'
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Tumblr Users Share Funny Stories Of Cats Being Loud Dramatic Angels

Cats are weird. We love them, but we can all admit they're a little weird. Probably nothing is weirder than when they go on a chirping rant to a bird or when they randomly start screaming at you and don't stop. You may never find out what they're yelling about, but when you do... you either roll your eyes because of course they just want food again, or you find out that they're extremely extremely distressed because someone put a hanger on their favorite pillow

Well, tumblr users just went on a chirping rant and told stories of their cats screaming at them, and the only conclusion is this: cats either scream at you because they're overreacting and being total drama queens or because they love you and want to make sure that you're functioning properly, you silly ridiculous large weird cat you. 

tumblr thread about cat owners sharing stories of their cats screaming at them overdramatically either for silly things or because they're angels who want to protect their humans thumbnail includes one screenshot of text 'Text - lord-kitschener Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they're tragic famine victims who haven't eaten in weeks and'
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Tumblr Thread About How All Cats Talk Like Disparaged Victorian Children

Seems accurate to us. Whenever we think of our cat's invoice, it's often very intelligent and in some sort of ole English. At least, it is for us and for these following Thumblr users below. 

This Tumblr thread, started by Froody, is simply the gift that keeps on giving. Cats run our households but the second things don't go their way, we strongly believe that they are already in means to seek revenge. It's just a cat's way. Did you know, according to Google, cat's hold grudges up to 16 hours? We're not even kidding, there's a study from a 1964 animal psychology textbook that talks about it. However, it isn't available online. 

Anyway, let's get back to the main event, shall we? Cats and their disparaged victorian ways. 

cute and funny tumblr thread about cats - thumbnail of beginning of tumblr thread, "Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household."
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Tumblr Explains Cats' Thoughts When Humans Kiss Their Heads

Have you ever kissed your cat on the forehead and thought: "Cats don't do that to each other, right? What does my cat think I'm doing when I kiss its head? Does it think I'm trying to eat it or does it understand that it's affection?" You're not the only one. We all wonder whether our pets understand us or not, considering how incredibly different we are. 

Today, tumblr is explaining to us one of those behaviors that we wonder so much about and - spoiler alert - they don't think we're eating them. Other than being hilarious, tumblr is also good at explaining things about animals, and the explanation tumblr gives for this one is an incredibly cute one. They also explain what cats think when we accidentally step on them, and it is somehow even more wholesome. 

tumblr thread explaining what cats think when we kiss them as well as what cats and dogs think when we accidentally step on them thumbnail includes a picture of a girl kissing a cat 'Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family.'
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Tumblr Creates Tarot Card Deck Out Of Iconic Cat Memes

Listen, whether you're a believer in tarot card readings or not, this card deck is one that you will definitely love and want to use. Why? Because it's a tarot card deck that is entirely made up of cat memes. Yup. The most iconic cat memes we know (and then some) make up this undeniably iconic card deck that if we ever saw anyone using in real life, we'd probably sit down for a reading.

This is yet another magical tumblr creation by some incredibly creative tumblr users, this time, a collaboration between king-jesster and crazy-brioche. It is one that has been reblogged and liked hundreds of thousands of times on the website. And for good reason. As labelleizzy put it: "Okay I'm legally obligated to reblog this." So, enjoy, and may your future be magical, positive, and full of cats

tumblr post of a tarot card deck made up of iconic cat memes thumbnail includes three images of tarot cards including one of a cat looking at a phone 'Cat - THE HERMIT.' a cat with a magician's hat on 'Cat - THE MAGICIAN. ignal.' and a cat in front of a mirror 'Cat - JUDGEMENT.'
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Wholesome Tumblr Story Of A Cat Who Doesn't Meow

When Tumblr user, sailorcuba, shared their thoughts on how adorable a cat's meow is to any verbal response, it paved the way for another user to share a funny and wholesome story of a cat who had never had human interaction before. 

We've heard that adult cats don't actually meow at other cats to communicate, but rather just at humans to let us know when they want something. This story could be further proof of that claim. 

Tumblr is filled with endless cat gems, we hope to never discover them all because that would just take out the excitement for when we do across a gem such as this thread below. 


tumblr story of a human who befriended a cat who doesn't meow - thumbnail of the beginning of the thread "the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like "what?" and it meows at u" like is very unspecific response sill have no idea want but applaud adorably meowed all same, well done moderngargoyle Follow This post led reminisce on nature cat's meowing, and have funny story befriended feral cat once who had spent her life forest without human
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Tumblr Posts Get Funny And Awwdorable About Dogs

When tumblr has one of its funny moments about animals, there is nothing you can do to stop yourself from laughing. But when tumblr gets funny about doggos... the laughter can sometimes be obstructed by awwing. It's doggos, we can't help but aww at doggos, even when they're being the silliest, most ridiculous doggos.

 So, get ready for some laughing and some good ol' doggo cuteness on this lovely Sunday and charge up on the wholesomeness of dog. And, you know what, as a bonus treat for being so good this week and for getting ready for next week, you can check out these wholesome tumblr cat posts as well. 

cute and funny tumblr posts about dogs thumbnail includes a picture of three dogs in handicap contraptions looking at a stingray with the captions 'Vehicle - willetton 3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog defilerwyrm сyborks'
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