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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Getting Cats To Drink More Water: Funny Yet Informative Tumblr Posts

Outsmarting a cat is an achievement like no other. They are little hooligans, and they think that they are so dang smart. Even when they get ridiculously stuck in our curtain and scream until we get them out, they are still doing it on purpose obviously, they are still the smartest creature in the room. But sometimes, just sometimes, we can properly outsmart them. 

These weirdly informative yet hilarious tumblr posts tell the story of such cases. I mean, you have to get your silly cat to drink sOmeHOw, and if it means having to convince your cat that it's really just being sneaky and clever and drinking from your cup, well, that's just par for the course. 

tumblr posts about getting cats to drink more water thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - straightboyfriend Follow i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .'
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Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

There is... something about dachshunds that is different than other dogs... Even though they're so little, they are just... so dang intimidating. We can't help it, when we walk past them on the streets, we always have to take a moment and move away - can't risk the wrath of a dachshund. 

But, unfortunately for this tumblr user, it's family must have wronged a dachshund at some point in their lives, because now they are cursed. The father has been bitten and left scarred, the girl is being followed by a dachshund in school. This curse is real, and it is terrifying. ...It's also kind of hilarious though. 

tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'
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Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Have you ever heard a joke that was so bad it was actually good? The kind of joke that first makes you open your mouth in shock or how bad it was, possibly roll your eyes as well, then give in and snort because you can't help it. Well, today, you're about to read a bunch of them

Tumblr user, badjokesbyjeff, is known for his 'so bad they're good' jokes, and we have collected as many of his animal ones as we could. His jokes are so not bad sometimes, people actually ask him to change his username, because he rarely lives up to it. We love it though, and we see no better way to start then week than filling up your dad joke arsenal and enjoying the silliness of some bad jokes

tumblr posts by badjokesbyjeff od jokes so bad they're good thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.. My fault for getting one that's pure bread. 3,273 notes'
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Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness

Happy Sunday, everyone! Our favorite day of the week, alongside Saturday, of course. Being able to rest, being given time to reset a little more before starting the week, cuddling with your cat or dog a little bit longer, and just... chilling. And because we know you guys, we know that the perfect addition to your Sunday is some animal wholesomeness

This week's tumblr treat is nothing but positivity, nothing but good vibes, only tumblr animal adorableness and wholesomeness - to ensure that you ends this week right. 

Have a wonderful week, animal lovers, and please enjoy!

wholesome animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one post 'Font - triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. "I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." I grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger. fandomsandfeminism A+ pare'
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Tumblr Thread: Cursed But Real Medieval Beekeeper Garb

You must have wondered how people in the past handled things for which we have technology today. A washing machine? Well, we've seen pics how people washed clothes in the river? Cellphones? Well, there were phone booths, and way before that, there were... letters. But have you ever thought about how beekeepers used to handle their bees before they got their fancy outfits?

Apparently, tumblr users have indeed wondered about it, and the answer is they handled them with baskets on their faces. And after reading this, we want to say thank you to tumblr for both informing us of cool facts and mildly scaring us and giving us nightmares. 

tumblr thread about medieval beekeepers thumbnail includes two pictures of medieval beekeepers 'Human body - plaguedoctormemes Follow Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:'
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Parrots Being Jerks With No Sense Of Self-Preservation (Tumblr Posts)

Okay, so be real, is your parrot a jerk too? Because all we've heard from parrot owners is that they are annoying dumb jerks with no sense of self-preservation who get spooked by stupid things and constantly try to do the most dangerous things that they can... while also being very loveable, and we should totally get one. 

Tumblr, apparently, also agrees that parrots are dummy jerks with so sense of self-preservation. And you know... maybe reading through these was supposed to discourage us from getting a bird, but all it did was encourage us to get one just to have these hilariously terrifying moments of excitement in our lives. 

tumblr posts about parrots being dumb animals with no sense of self-preservation thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beeftea78-deactivated20200113 my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I lock'
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Tumblr Thread: Albatrosses And Their Muppet-Looking Baby

Some birds out there are so beautiful it's hard to believe sometimes. They just... look magical. They have magical personalities and interesting stories. You would never expect so much personality from a bird, though maybe their beauty should be an indicator of their depth. Other times though... birds are so derpy it hurts. And the baby of these two perfect-looking albatrosses is as derpy as it gets. 

Tumblr, of course, saw this picture and took its hilarity to a whole other level with its ridiculous commentary and art. Now, we of course think that albatrosses are amazing, but we can only be grateful for the pure 'ugly albatross-ling' entertainment they provided. 

tumblr thread about perfect-looking albatross and their funny baby thumbnail includes a pictures of 2 albatrosses and a baby albatross 'Bird - wittyandcharming Follow THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I'M DEAD.'
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Tumblr Thread: Prompt About A Woman And The Cat With A Key Around Its Neck

Warning: you're about to enter into an adventure full of unexpected plot twists and hilarity like only tumblr can provide. When a story prompt about the most wanted woman in town decided to marry only the person who can open the door to her house with the key around her cat's neck went viral on tumblr, we didn't think much of it.

But boy oh boy were we wrong, because - as tumblr does - it took this story and turned into one of the most simultaneously hilarious and heartwarming story of love, overcoming difficulties, and cats. Never forget the cat.

tumblr thread about a story of a women choosing to marry the one who can catch her cat thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - keuhkopussirotta Follow Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.'
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Silly And Funny Tumblr Posts About Animals

Tumblr, over the years, has truly had its moments. Some posts with over a million notes - likes, reblogs - have gone so viral, it seems almost impossible. Today, we've decided to treat you to some of the tumblr classics - those big, iconic posts about animals, some of which people still remember to this day, including us. And some of these, we've never seen before, and were caught so off guard by, it made us burst into laughter.

All of them are hilarious in their own right, and we can definitely see why they got as popular as they did. Be prepared for the kind of laughs that might make your belly hurt, and don't say we didn't warn you. 

collection of funny tumblr posts and threads about animals thumbnail includes a picture of a tiger with the captions 'FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange' and 'this is a giraffe' 'Tiger - officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe Source: officialunitedstates 1,056,997 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: Cats Stopping At Nothing To Get Sweets

If you own a cat, then you know that no matter how lazy, no matter how polite, your kitty will have moments of absolute madness sometimes. It makes sense. They still all day every day, sometimes, it seems that they just need to expel some energy. Now, that might come in the form of zoomies in the middle of the night or, perhaps, it'll come in the form of them being the encapsulation of chaos and trying to eat your cake. 

Literally though. This utter-cat-madness tumblr thread as taught us that some cats will go absolutely nuts for anything sweet and will stop at nothing to get it. So, watch your little feline, make sure to hide anything dangerous they might eat, and make them a nice fish-cake sometimes for not pushing your mug of your table that one time

tumblr thread about cats going nuts for sweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat with its face covered in frosting 'Font - newgoofbootin Follow this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs'
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Starting The Week Purrfectly With Funny Cat Tumblr Posts

Oh, it happened again, another weekend is over in the blink of an eye. What we wouldn't do to prologue it... what we wouldn't do to make this weekend just a tiny bit more purrfect... oh! We have exactly what you need cat lovers - it's time for your weekly dose of tumblr goodies, this time in the form of the most purrfectly funny kitty cats on tumblr.

No one does funny cats exactly like tumblr does. They have the ability of making any cat into the funniest post on the internet, and since we love these posts, and they always make us at least smile, we know that they are they best thing to give you to finish this week off and start the next week on the right paw. 

So, have a purrfect week, guys, and see you here for some more tumblr animal funnies next time. 

a collection of funny cat tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - earnestwoman i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat's beautiful little face wretchedcrone i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming Source: jollymonk42 239,421 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: Cockatoo Rocking Out To Metal Music

Some animals like music, that's something that we've noticed. Cats falling asleep when music is playing, doggos head-bopping to music, but a cockatoo? We have yet to see something like that. And this cockatoo specifically might be the most punk rock, coolest cockatoo ever. He's has a haircut cooler than yours, he's more intimidating than any of us by far, and his sense of rhythm is superior to all of us

Now, there's speculation about whether this is real or if the music was added after, but considering the fact that cockatoos are knows for their drumming skills in the wild, performing elaborate drumming patterns when trying to attract females, odds are that this is very real. And this birb is amazing

tumblr posts about a cockatoo rocking out to music thumbnail includes a picture of a black cockatoo ''
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Funny Tumblr Posts About Cats' Unexpected Bursts Of Energy

Okay, so, cats are weirdos, can we all agree on that? Yes, great. I mean, they're the most awwdorable weirdos in the whole wide world, and we love them no matter how weird they are, but sometimes, their madness is a little bit too much for us to handle. Like, when they start randomly zooming around the house at 3am? Yeah, that's when they're a liiiitle too much. 

These tumblr posts capture the 3am madness perfectly - the random, unexpected and somewhat shocking bursts of energy that you sooo don't expect from your lazy cat. It's like something takes over than them, and they just can't stop themselves. It's not the most fun thing in the world to experience, but it sure as heck funny to read about. 

tumblr posts about cats' random bursts of energy thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - akoiishi Follow Today my cat came galloping like a demon hellfire horse out of our kitchen, did a Tokyo drift around the rocking chair, ran up the couch, and finally launched herself directly into the center of the blinds in the window. The little shit hid under the couch for 3 hours after she brought the blinds crashing down and terrified herself.'
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Hiss-terical Cat Tumblr Posts To End The Week On The Right Paw

There is only one way to end the week off right, and you know what it is... your weekly tumblr treat! This week, it's full of nothing but cat funnies and shenanigans. 

Funny cats and tumblr go hand in hand, always. No one knows how to showcase cat hilariousness better than tumblr, and you're about to have your scheduled belly laugh because of it. We hope everyone has an amazing, productive week, where you will not only get everything that you need to do, but hopefully you will also have a cat come up to you and ask for a head boop

funny cat tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - dappermouth my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch- black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me Source: dappermouth 190,970 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: Lazy Stack-able Cats

It is a known fact that cats are lazy. No surprise to anyone there. But just how lazy are cats really? Well, tumblr decided to find out, and apparently, the answer is: you can stack approximately 20 power rangers onto a cat, and it will not even budge. 27 toddler socks also works as well as "many" oranges

Our theory is that cats think that if they simply don't react - not even a single flinch - then we suddenly won't see that they're there and leave them alone. But hey, as much as we love these little felines, cats are mildly annoying sometimes, so we get to mildly annoy them too occasionally. Don't worry though, a snack is in order after this weird experiment. 

tumblr thread about stacking things on super lazy cats thumbnail includes a picture of a cat with socks on it 'Asphalt - humantested-turingapproved Follow In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won't move.' and another of a cat with a stack of ski caps on it 'Dog - mostlycatsmostly 23 ski caps and didn't budge'
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Jerk Peacock Runs Around Scaring Everyone (Tumblr Posts)

So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him. 

He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different. 

tumblr posts about a jerk peacock that scares everyone thumbnail includes two pictures including to peacocks mid-flight and another peacock 'The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things "Goofus," actually.'
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