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breakfast coffee dental floss flavored floss - 5604689152
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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

breakfast eggs face pan smile - 5561202432
By Jacks
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A sunny side up grin is the best way to wake up.

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By Unknown
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I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!

breakfast pancakes plate sauce sloped syrup - 5522066432
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Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

alien breakfast danish E.T face pastry - 5509906944
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I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.

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breakfast bun egg genius hole patty sandwich sausage - 5493921536
By Unknown
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I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

breakfast cake eggs magic trick - 5435527424
By Unknown
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You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!

art breakfast pancakes plate portrait Ryan Gosling sexy - 5443767040
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People Magazine doesn't know what it's talking about with Bradley Cooper. It's obviously the year of the Gosling.

Non-edible celebs over here!

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bacon balance breakfast pot potatoes rocks stonehenge - 5415916800
By Unknown
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Next time I have a hangover I'll be wishing there was a tribe of ancient people living under my house who could build me a monument to nausea and whiskey shots just like this one.

breakfast cat frosting meme Nyan Cat pop tart - 5407978752
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Starting your day with Nyan Cat is like starting your day with a rainbow in your heart and a smile on your face.

breakfast derp eggs face hash browns sausage - 5391423232
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What are we gonna do today, boss? Can we go to the park?

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