breakfast

It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

A sunny side up grin is the best way to wake up.

I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!

Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.

I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!

People Magazine doesn't know what it's talking about with Bradley Cooper. It's obviously the year of the Gosling.

Non-edible celebs over here!

Next time I have a hangover I'll be wishing there was a tribe of ancient people living under my house who could build me a monument to nausea and whiskey shots just like this one.

Starting your day with Nyan Cat is like starting your day with a rainbow in your heart and a smile on your face.

What are we gonna do today, boss? Can we go to the park?

Breakfast, dessert, what's the difference right?

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