breakfast

Oh dear I'm so sorry to interrupt your bath! Pardon me, I'll leave you to your milk soak.

The most important meal of the day just may kill you.

Now THIS is a drunk kitchen!

Hey Tony, this is getting creepy now. Stop infiltrating non-cereal components of my breakfast!

I packed my bag! I'm ready to go! When's the flight? Oh this is just regular ol' breakfast? You tease.

Reminds me of my favorite game as a kid: Hungry Hungry Fire. I got put in a group home for playing it too many times.

The submitter nailed it with this description: "These bananas could use some CHEERios!"

Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.

In this game of Eggs, Bacon, Plate the bacon is clearly the victor. Or I am. NOM.

The Child's Breakfast is so named because it weighs the same as a child.

You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

Just add a little green veggie in there and you've got almost a balanced meal!

Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!

What did you expect? Noble, heroic deeds from morning until night?

If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.