breakfast

breakfast candy candy melts eggs mm pretzels - 4703565568
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What is this candy breakfast aiming to approximate? Ah yes, my favorite morning meal, eggs and sticks!

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breakfast cake egg shell trick - 4671638784
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Yes, mom, I had eggs this morning. Totally traditional breakfast, I swear.

breakfast egg Portal sentry turret video game - 4707107840
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Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!

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bacon breakfast burgers eggs pancakes sliders waffles - 4675411456
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When I can't decide what to have for breakfast I usually just mix my beer and whiskey so this makes perfect sense.

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bacon breakfast cinnamon roll genius pastry - 4611934208
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Sometimes you only have one free hand with which to enjoy the first and most important meal of the day. Use it to smash this in your word hole.

art bacon breakfast crochet eggs inedible jellyfish sculpture yarn - 4595922944
By Unknown
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If you need a mobile over your bed to remind you to eat breakfast every morning

bacon breakfast chocolate chips cookies icing - 4595434496
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Bacon is for breakfast. Put bacon on cookies. Now cookies are for breakfast. You're welcome.

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breakfast giant mall playground sit waffles - 4586624768
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So this is what the geriatric mall-walkers eat at 6am before they go back to the retirement home!

By Unknown
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So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.

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breakfast eggs eyes newspaper read - 4556833536
By n3n0n3n
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These overpriced cartons all over the city are just sitting empty. don't yolks care anymore?

breakfast burger cheese cinnamon bun meat roll sticky - 4554467328
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That giant Cinnabon doesn't have enough protein to get me through my morning standing-on-the-elevator workout. Can I get some cheese on that too?