breakfast

What is this candy breakfast aiming to approximate? Ah yes, my favorite morning meal, eggs and sticks!

I'll just pop a couple eggs and be ready to go!

A quick bite before I go.

Yes, mom, I had eggs this morning. Totally traditional breakfast, I swear.

Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!

When I can't decide what to have for breakfast I usually just mix my beer and whiskey so this makes perfect sense.

I don't eat meat, so, you know, my diet is pretty healthy.

Well at least my sheets aren't getting dirty.

Sometimes you only have one free hand with which to enjoy the first and most important meal of the day. Use it to smash this in your word hole.

If you need a mobile over your bed to remind you to eat breakfast every morning

Bacon is for breakfast. Put bacon on cookies. Now cookies are for breakfast. You're welcome.

So this is what the geriatric mall-walkers eat at 6am before they go back to the retirement home!

So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.

Clearly in this scenario the chicken came first.

These overpriced cartons all over the city are just sitting empty. don't yolks care anymore?

That giant Cinnabon doesn't have enough protein to get me through my morning standing-on-the-elevator workout. Can I get some cheese on that too?