He's looking down on us from low-carb heaven.
Batman doesn't mess around with non-branded meals. Hit the link below to see what he eats at every meal.
Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.
Where do you think the inspiration for this whole site came from?
Poor Walter Jr. The only thing he ever gets to have an input on is breakfast. Let the boy at least choose his own car!
When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.
I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.
These eggs have got everything you need to start your day.
You don't spell it son, you eat it!
Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you?! I like my flowers over medium!!!
Pageant moms have been feeding their kids this crap for years. Get with the times!
Star your day with civic pride! Then smuggle me some Codeine!
Warning, rough language in descriptions of breakfast.
I'm not drinking my breakfast! I'm getting drunk off waffles!
Ugh, moth, why do you get a better breakfast than me?