breakfast

Never cross an angry man who just wants some damn breakfast.

Everyone knows that the best thing on the McDonald's menu is the hashbrowns. This is a million dollar idea.

Good morning, I hope you're not hungry!

That fake bacon is far from hardcore, I revoke the title!

Say it in a language he can understand.

I'll take mine more on the Anakin side.

The meds won't repair the damage done by ingesting so many plastic googly eyes.

Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.

What?! No meat?! That's just unamerican!

How would Emeril like it if he caught me cooking for HIS mom?

I'm on this special diet, I can only eat babies fro breakfast. It's getting expensive.

Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.

Oh the smells, the horrible, delicious cooking smells! Oh thank god the bathroom is so close.

I'm on no carbs, I'll decorate with them but they're not going in my mouth!

Stop trying to get a peek up my bacon!

Make sure to carry some cat food with you, the Prawns love that stuff.