chocolate chip cookies Inception oreo peanut butter stuffed - 6264834048
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You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.

banana candy gross slug sucker - 6253826560
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Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.

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I'm a little disappointed in the actual frosting added to that bottom layer but the intermittent cream filling bombs will more than make up for it.

alcohol drinking national wine day wine - 6264837888
Via Gothamist
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Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!

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I don't know if I could bring myself to eat Travolta's weirdly uneven eyes and pouty lips, he's kind of grossing me out. I'd rather have a five dollar milkshake.

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I'll take a blocky little dude, two shots.

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Seattle is clearly the place to be. We text in our coffee orders and never have to speak to another human being. Feeling misanthropic? Move to Seattle!

bread cheese giant huge meat sandwich - 6261054720
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They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.

alcohol best of the week booze dragons hammer norse Thor whiskey - 6261144320
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I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.

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You have to wonder how many people at the great Googamooga festival thought this was a real menu and tried to order some heated ploppers.