You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.

Trust. It's really the only way!

He died for your noms.

Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.

Who knew the Hulk was such a lightweight?

I'm a little disappointed in the actual frosting added to that bottom layer but the intermittent cream filling bombs will more than make up for it.

Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!

I don't know if I could bring myself to eat Travolta's weirdly uneven eyes and pouty lips, he's kind of grossing me out. I'd rather have a five dollar milkshake.

I'll take a blocky little dude, two shots.

They're just special, buy them all!

Seattle is clearly the place to be. We text in our coffee orders and never have to speak to another human being. Feeling misanthropic? Move to Seattle!

They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.

I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.

How do you feed a problem like Maria?

You have to wonder how many people at the great Googamooga festival thought this was a real menu and tried to order some heated ploppers.

Perfect for babies!