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By Unknown
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All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!

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When you have a song in your heart and you just can't keep it inside, Youtube is here for you.

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Via Eataku
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Yes yes, I know, Cadbury in the UK is TOTALLY better than here in the US. All the same, this looks like a bucket of frozen puke.

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By Unknown
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Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

See more awesome sci-fi at Set Phasers to Lol!

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Via Foodbeast
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Life's not so bad when your hit TV show inspires people to send you things encased in delicious Jello.

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I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.

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Via Gizmodiva
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Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.

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I didn't think it was possible to get so seriously hungry in four minutes flat. My stomach is eating itself with desire.

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Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

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How on earth did you find time to make a cake when you should have been spending every minute playing this stupid game?

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Don't be such a martyr. Are you going to insist on doing the dishes while we all eat you too? Ugh.

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Who hates a Kit Kat? There is something seriously wrong with you.

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By Unknown
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Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.