They're just saying what we all know.

All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!

When you have a song in your heart and you just can't keep it inside, Youtube is here for you.

Yes yes, I know, Cadbury in the UK is TOTALLY better than here in the US. All the same, this looks like a bucket of frozen puke.

Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

See more awesome sci-fi at Set Phasers to Lol!

Life's not so bad when your hit TV show inspires people to send you things encased in delicious Jello.

Never let me go!

I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.

Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.

I didn't think it was possible to get so seriously hungry in four minutes flat. My stomach is eating itself with desire.

Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

How on earth did you find time to make a cake when you should have been spending every minute playing this stupid game?

Don't be such a martyr. Are you going to insist on doing the dishes while we all eat you too? Ugh.

It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!

Who hates a Kit Kat? There is something seriously wrong with you.

Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.