Honey, I think I may have a problem.
Chili flake-ridden cake with peanut butter coconut frosting and sriracha glaze? It's either mad genius, or intestinal horrors waiting to happen. Either way, I want some!
But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.
I'd take a bite outta that face anytime!
Let me in dammit! When I need ice cream I need it NOW!
Opposing teams take note!
She is so bland.
The horror. The horror.
The real sausages were a little too heavy for my ceiling. Plus I'm not tempted to eat these.
Let's hope that blackboard cookie isn't too chalky!
Stick to making lols and leave the baking to the rest of us.
Thank goodness it's a lot harder to tattoo a person. There are enough terrible tattoos out there as it is, we don't need to make it any easier.
Stir and strum, stir and strum.
Does being ugly make them cheaper? More appetizing? Should I sympathize with them?
Let's just call it a "fryer's dozen." Fryers are obviously stingy compared to bakers.
I'm so relaxed, it's like my insides are solidifying and I can't think straight anymore.