Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.

Nothing says eternal love like institutionalized racism and backwoods stereotypes!

The song is ruined forever and I couldn't be more pleased.

Mayor Bloomberg is proposing a ban on the sales of sugary soda over 16 ounces. Don't get all bent out of shape, you can still buy three of them and drink them for breakfast.

Looks legit. And delicious. I can't wait to see it at IMAX.

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There's never a time that we don't all need a pizza delivery guy.

It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.

Star your day with civic pride! Then smuggle me some Codeine!

This food tastes funny, what kind of salt is this?

Check out all the delicious (and disgusting) deep-fried delicacies over at The FW!

Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?

Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

How many of these do you think you could choke down before the concept got to you?

When you're expecting salty, crispy taters, cake is a rude trick!

Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.

That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!