It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.
Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.
It's cake! Of course me gusta!
Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.
You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.
Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!
I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!
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