It's a scary story, you may not like it.
It's hard out there for a melon.
But not if I eat them first!
Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!
Don't eat me! I just woke up!
AKA the Necronom-nom-nomicon
You never know when or where it will happen but one day, one day soon, the chicken people will take over.