It's a scary story, you may not like it.

It's hard out there for a melon.

But not if I eat them first!

Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!

Don't eat me! I just woke up!

AKA the Necronom-nom-nomicon

You never know when or where it will happen but one day, one day soon, the chicken people will take over.