Are you even still here? Can I eat this muzzle now?

I mean, if princes are made of cheesecake. Which, in a perfect world, they are.

Looks just like the dog my family had when I was a kid. That dog was... special.

The baker should have used more whole grain.

This Muppet's been hitting the sauce a little too hard lately. It's time to get into treatment.

What the eff, man? For real! That hurts!

He's looking down on us from low-carb heaven.