I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.

He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!

Looks like ol' sandwich face finally found a place in the world of breakfast modeling.

Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.

Where do you think the inspiration for this whole site came from?

I WILL bite back.

Face the wrath of the Hostess Ding Dong!