Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!
Before you eat me, can I tell you about my family? They'd really miss me, I'm the sole breadwinner see... CHOMP
Well aren't you pleased with yourself?
Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like my baking when I'm angry.
Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?
I'd take a bite outta that face anytime!
She is so bland.
This Photo Booth Proposal is the Cutest, Simplest Thing
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Because it Would be so Hard for You to Look After Your Own ...
The Avengers Aren't Actually Good Guys
The Truest Three Letter Expression About Gift Giving
The Women of FAIL in 2014
Make Way, 'MERICA Has Some Opinions to Share
This Cat Has Enough Patience To Wait Out This Excited Dog
A Pro Tip for the Santa-Conscious Parents Out There
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