It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.

It's cake! Of course me gusta!

Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.

Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!

I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!