Omg Stay in There!

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Omg Stay in There!
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It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Happy Pickle

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Happy Pickle
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Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.

I'll Never Eat Again

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I'll Never Eat Again
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Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

A Lovely Hostess

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A Lovely Hostess
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You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.

Watermelon Nap

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Watermelon Nap
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Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!

Melon Conspirators

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Melon Conspirators
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I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!