Omg Stay in There!

Favorite
baby,bottle,cake,face,head,ladyparts,shower,Terrifying
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It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Happy Pickle

Favorite
best of the week,burger,Death,face,happy,pickle
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Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.

I'll Never Eat Again

Favorite
eyes,face,mouth,olives,sandwich,Terrifying
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Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

A Lovely Hostess

Favorite
babushka,chicken,dinner party,face,lemon
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You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.

Watermelon Nap

Favorite
carved,drunk,face,head,sleepy,watermelon
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Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!

Melon Conspirators

Favorite
evil,face,plotting,sliced,watermelon
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I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!

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