Chairturday: I Get Shotgun!

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Chairturday: I Get Shotgun!
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Chair, I hope you're wearing your seatbelt!

No Sitting and Eating at Once

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No Sitting and Eating at Once
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You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.

Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner

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Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner
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Bed has become Deathbed and Chair is ever at Deathbed's bedside. Such a sweet companion to the end.

Chairturday: Alone and Destitute

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Chairturday: Alone and Destitute
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After a wild Memorial Day party in Buffalo, Chair was found broken and destitute amongst the old railroad right of way. Don't end it this way, Chair!

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.