Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
If only all signals could be made so bluntly.
Looking fierce, chairs! This is gonna be the best Vogue spread ever!
I don't see moose head here so much as chestnut hull, knee basher, sea urchin, wall scraper. Comfy.
Do you know people who are all braggy about how well read they are? You could tell them to stuff it, but now that just encourages them.
A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.
Chair must have done something really bad this time. It takes a lot for the chain to come out. Just say you're sorry, Chair!
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