Marching Along

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This chair built itself so carefully I almost don't want to sit on it for fear I'll hurt it!

Guillermo

Serious Business

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Serious Business
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What a tragedy. Let us mourn.

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Ow, You're Sitting on My Trachea!

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Ow, You're Sitting on My Trachea!
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Hi, did you just eat lunch? Oh dear, I'm sorry about that. Here, have a seat, the intestines provide fantastic lumbar support.

No Sitting and Eating at Once

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No Sitting and Eating at Once
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You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.