Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!

What are you setting me up for, Chair?

Thanks for making yourself useful, Chair!

After a wild Memorial Day party in Buffalo, Chair was found broken and destitute amongst the old railroad right of way. Don't end it this way, Chair!

A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.

If only all signals could be made so bluntly.

Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.