Try saying that title ten times fast!

This lady pulls all my strings.

Chair is going to miss his internet fame. Here he is reacting to the news that Lovely Listing will soon be no more.

Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!

If chair had just had a friend with him, maybe this catastrophe could have been avoided.

Want to be surrounded by your favorite books?

Bookcases reporting for duty, ready to deploy, Sir! Wait, there's no one in the captain's chair.