Sit (on) Dog!

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Sit (on) Dog!
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What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!

Ooh, Looks Comfy

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Ooh, Looks Comfy
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It's carved out of wood, it looks like poo, and it probably weighs about 300 pounds. What's not to love?

All the Necessities

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All the Necessities
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By Lynne Larson (Via: Talkurbex)
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A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.

Could Be Worse... Wait

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Could Be Worse... Wait
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I mean, maybe some people like things that are literally the worst.

Marriage Ends, Furniture Lasts a Lifetime

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Marriage Ends, Furniture Lasts a Lifetime
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By Unknown
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Kids, I want you to have the chair I bought when some balding young figurehead married a pretty rich girl on television. It means a lot to me.