Chair For the Profoundly Bored

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Chair For the Profoundly Bored
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My husband takes forever to get ready to leave the house. I need a chair that I can weave "HURRY UP" into.

Such Needy Furniture

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Such Needy Furniture
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God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!

No Barrel Required

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No Barrel Required
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Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

Spell Chair, Build Chair

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Spell Chair, Build Chair
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Be careful, if your kids don't know how to read yet, you're going to end up with some awful furniture and maybe some accidental creative swear words.

Chairturday: Forever Excluded

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Chairturday: Forever Excluded
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Someday they'll let Chair sit at the grownups' table. Someday.

Chairturday: Woodtervention

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Chairturday: Woodtervention
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Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.