My husband takes forever to get ready to leave the house. I need a chair that I can weave "HURRY UP" into.
God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!
Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.
Be careful, if your kids don't know how to read yet, you're going to end up with some awful furniture and maybe some accidental creative swear words.
Someday they'll let Chair sit at the grownups' table. Someday.
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
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