Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.

Don't you hate how there always seems to be someone around when you trip and fall on your face?

No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.

The trampoline made Chair very dizzy.

Sit at your own risk. Your sanity is at stake.

Looking fierce, chairs! This is gonna be the best Vogue spread ever!

Thank you, stylish giant spider, for weaving an awesome chair for me!