Occupied

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Occupied
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I feel like every time I'd go to sit down I'd have to say "Oh, pardon me, ma'am."

Make Yourself Comfortable

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Make Yourself Comfortable
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Why don't you take a seat? Go ahead, sit down. What's wrong? Why won't you accept my hospitality?

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Rhino Chair Beefs Up the Room

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Rhino Chair Beefs Up the Room
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Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.

Friendly Spider

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Friendly Spider
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Thank you, stylish giant spider, for weaving an awesome chair for me!