That's what you get for trying to cool down on a hot day.
I feel like every time I'd go to sit down I'd have to say "Oh, pardon me, ma'am."
Why don't you take a seat? Go ahead, sit down. What's wrong? Why won't you accept my hospitality?
Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.
Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.
Thank you, stylish giant spider, for weaving an awesome chair for me!
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