You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.
Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.
Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.
I mean, maybe some people like things that are literally the worst.
Chair was so scared the propane tanks would explode, he peed himself. So dechairinizing.
Chair enjoys a nice sunset at the beach. It's been a hard week, let's all take a deep, chair-like breath.
It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.