Someday I'll have a book nook. One purpose only: reading! And maybe petting a cat.
No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.
Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.
I'll prune up and wither away before I'll get out of this glorious tub. You can't make me!
That's what you get for trying to cool down on a hot day.
I found this in a recent "you might be interested" email from my real estate agent...the cornfield is tempting
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