Identify Yourself

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Identify Yourself
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Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.

Sit Down Where Now?

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Sit Down Where Now?
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She used to me a magician's assistant. She can't live without the illusions in her life.

Stormtrooper Patio Chair

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Stormtrooper Patio Chair
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Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!

Such Needy Furniture

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Such Needy Furniture
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God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!

Function Over Form

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Function Over Form
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You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.