You can't fool us, chair, we know it's you under those expensive clothes!
It's a desk! It's a computer! It's a chair! It's a bookcase! It's a room divider! It's a headache!
Chair, I hope you're wearing your seatbelt!
When your light fixtures go all liquid on you, you know you've got a problem.
Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.
Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.
Make yourself at home, bear. Did you bring me any fish?