You Behave or I'll Put You in the Hush Pod!

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You Behave or I'll Put You in the Hush Pod!
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For those who long to return to the womb or maybe just want to try out being a kangaroo for a while.

Chairturday: Chair's Untimely Demise

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Chairturday: Chair's Untimely Demise
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Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.

Chairturday: Segregation Serves No One

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Chairturday: Segregation Serves No One
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Now now chairs, is this any way to behave in the 21st century?

Braggart Chair

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Braggart Chair
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Do you know people who are all braggy about how well read they are? You could tell them to stuff it, but now that just encourages them.

Sit (on) Dog!

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Sit (on) Dog!
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What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!