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Via: www.regretsy.com
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To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.

Via: dornob.com
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Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

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My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

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Via: www.bizarrocomics.com
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That place over there, that's not a pipe is it?

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Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.

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Via: dornob.com
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I wonder if anyone just lets their houseboat drift away on the currents to see where they'll end up in the morning.