Stop Fidgeting!

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Stop Fidgeting!
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Don't put your drink there, he tends to steal them. Sneaky cephalopod!

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

Birdie is Watching You

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Birdie is Watching You
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You don't want your approaching guests to feel too comfortable when entering your home now do you?