There's something very Gatsby about these creepy mirrors. Ever watchful, ever judgmental.

Leonardo will not hesitate to fight you, vandals!

To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.

Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

That place over there, that's not a pipe is it?

Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.