Silly house, nautilus don't live in the desert!
This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.
I like the image of my books hanging over my head like a very heavy, very heady halo. Sure it's pretentious. So is this room.
That place over there, that's not a pipe is it?
I just wanna know how someone can have so many red books! I must examine my collection for color themes now.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
Oh finally, room for my house staff and servants!
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