I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!
Sometimes you want things tranquil, sometimes vibrant. Just switch sides here and you're set!
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
I like the image of my books hanging over my head like a very heavy, very heady halo. Sure it's pretentious. So is this room.
Someday I'll have a book nook. One purpose only: reading! And maybe petting a cat.
I know a few crazy insane fools who run stairs for fun and exercise. Even if they played my favorite song as I went up and down I still don't think I could handle it.
There's something very Gatsby about these creepy mirrors. Ever watchful, ever judgmental.
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