[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
You've been so stable, let's go to the Vertigo tower and mess you up a little.
You don't want your approaching guests to feel too comfortable when entering your home now do you?
This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.
Complete with carpenter ants and earwigs! Authentic!
Ugh, now I have to find art that fits exactly into the blank spots! Home-ownership blows!
Do I want to wait 100 years to see a tree grow into a house? Perhaps! By then they will have cured aging and I'll be able to climb to the very top!
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