Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

You Dizzy?

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You Dizzy?
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You've been so stable, let's go to the Vertigo tower and mess you up a little.

Birdie is Watching You

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Birdie is Watching You
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You don't want your approaching guests to feel too comfortable when entering your home now do you?

Brush Out the Jams

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Brush Out the Jams
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This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.

You Want Rustic? We Got Rustic!

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You Want Rustic? We Got Rustic!
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Complete with carpenter ants and earwigs! Authentic!

Ghosts of Paintings Past

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Ghosts of Paintings Past
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Ugh, now I have to find art that fits exactly into the blank spots! Home-ownership blows!

"Tree House" Get It?

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"Tree House" Get It?
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Do I want to wait 100 years to see a tree grow into a house? Perhaps! By then they will have cured aging and I'll be able to climb to the very top!