I ask you, do the books convey? Subtle.

And you thought just making your kids go to their room was harsh. There better be a bathroom up there.

Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.

Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.

The super rich are buying tree houses that cost more than my real house. Neat.

There better be springboards to launch into the center cubbies. That's where I'm hiding, check before you vault into my quiet place.

Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.