i look amazin in a mirror
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheezfrens!
i needz mai boomstik
OMMMM.... OMMMM...NOM...... NOMMIE...NOMM...
Please tu nawt interupt. We is Mewditating.
I jus reely don't wanna play wif mousey rite nao. k? I hafta think bout stuff.
If yoo had a brain, yoo shud considdur sum philosophee.
Him can haz his wisdom, peace and serenity. Ai jus wantz his lap.
He probbubly knows wut he's talkin about though, ai'm a big fan ob meditayshun.
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