Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
Yet another victim of sofa-cation.
Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!
nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.
Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
Sometimez I jus liek ta pretend it neber happend.
My poor harbles. It wuz sew trajic.
Parent kitteh is not mad just very disappointed
Doan't judj me, dad!!!
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