Nice job puking on the couch! Thanks, I saw you just barely missed the litter box!!
Ai lub our conspeerasee against teh hoomans.
Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
Yet another victim of sofa-cation.
Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!
nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.
Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
Sometimez I jus liek ta pretend it neber happend.
My poor harbles. It wuz sew trajic.
Don't Lie Now!
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
These are Disney's 5 Most Horrific Deaths
Mad Max's Flamethrower Guitarist Reveals the Doof Warrior's ...
Wanna Make Your Anime Creepy? Just Add Avocados.
Introducing Specialman, With the Power of Abilities!
Have You Ever Seen Your Death in Physical Form?
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Time to Give Up on Humanity
Cone Of Shame? You Mean My Perfect Water Feeder!
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more