Dat bakon. Lukz gud. Juss sayin.

Wut? Dat is bakon, rite?

Monorail cat sevice is down for, ah "repairs", yeah that's it, the track needs "repairs." Do not listen to any rumors about "naps" or "sleeping on the job."

Call teh civul enjineers!

I is not cat, I is sweater. Keep packing.

So waer are we going agenn?

Happee Mother's Day! Click HEER foar moar Mommy pics!

I'm in ur early 90's... Messin' with ur bad fashion

Totally rad-ih-cuhl, dood!

Today is a great day for not caring

Look at awl da cares ai gib.

I can has Asgard?

Come on, Mjolnir, less go see ta Avenjurs.