Him can haz his wisdom, peace and serenity. Ai jus wantz his lap.
He probbubly knows wut he's talkin about though, ai'm a big fan ob meditayshun.
MOM WONT LET US PLAY WIF YU ANYMOAR, SHE SAID YU BAD INFOOLENS.
She ses we weren't meant foar da wild.
Mittens later realized his mistake in not using conditioner
Doan't worry, Mittens, yoo can still be successful!
This is my Jazz Hand. The other one wants nothing to do with jazz.
Doan't stand too clowse!
I think PETA go tu far dis tiem.
Fur is srs bizness.
This is my epic face.
Dere is awlways a tiem foar epic face.
Your hot tub leaves a lot to be desired.
...so were's mai wine glass an fud?