Help...

Halp! Srsly halp!

Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

Srsly, cawl me Biscuit from nao on.

ASSASSIN UNLOCK WRIST KITTEH

Ai lub dat gaeme!!

Florist's was closed Hope you like cats

Ai doant think you'll be getting ennee flowurs ennee tiem soon.

I hassa pink thing

Ai will raise dis pink thing rite.

Dis portulz iz borkd.

Dass it. Call Apurrture and tell Cave tu come fix dis.

Nice job puking on the couch! Thanks, I saw you just barely missed the litter box!!

Ai lub our conspeerasee against teh hoomans.