A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!
wel wer iz ur sord?
I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.
o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!
While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.
Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?
don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!
There, there ugly bald puppy.
wich iz bettr a ugly puppeh or a pugly babe?
KEEP CALM: and blame it on the cat.
seemz liek teh best plan 2 me.
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