Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
how much doez ur goggie lub u?
Ok, so the CAT tried to do some remodeling... I knew you would hate it, so I ate him. You are welcome.
aminalz dunt maek gud dekoratorz.
YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.
ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.
Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.
aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
b kareful if u tempt teh beest!
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
i hab a bad feel bout dis...