While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.
Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?
don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!
There, there ugly bald puppy.
wich iz bettr a ugly puppeh or a pugly babe?
I has a sick. Sick sucks.
i h8t bein sick, itz teh wurst...
HUGS: Sometimes a single hug is worth a thousand words.
itz tiem 4 sum big hugz!