ERMAHGERD WERTER PERK!

not ebry goggie lieks teh sprinklrz.

No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.

dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!

MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.

um sum goggies r jus in diffrnt realuty...

I can haz walkies?

YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!

"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"

hey dun't juge me!

Aliens?

do u rly beweve in alienz?

Nawt a cone ob shame, is joy container.

don b afraid 2 spreed teh joy!