ERMAHGERD WERTER PERK!
not ebry goggie lieks teh sprinklrz.
No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.
dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!
MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.
um sum goggies r jus in diffrnt realuty...
I can haz walkies?
YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!
"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"
hey dun't juge me!
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Nawt a cone ob shame, is joy container.
don b afraid 2 spreed teh joy!
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