Gremlins... Don't get them wet!

gremlinz r so weeird...

NO... NO! NO!!! They did NOT just bring home a kitteh!!!!

u kan alwayz trai 2 get rid ob him later.

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?

lemme return teh favor!

Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.

how much doez ur goggie lub u?

Ok, so the CAT tried to do some remodeling... I knew you would hate it, so I ate him. You are welcome.

aminalz dunt maek gud dekoratorz.

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.

ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.