Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.

aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!

Don't judge me. It's payin' my obedience school tuition.

keep goin! dunt b a bedeince skool drop out.

THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.

b kareful if u tempt teh beest!

Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?

u shud trai a seetbelt.

"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."

i hab a bad feel bout dis...

My son is going to bite your leg... and you're going to let him... got it?!

wer tryin to get him into teh bait club.