Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.
aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!
Don't judge me. It's payin' my obedience school tuition.
keep goin! dunt b a bedeince skool drop out.
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
b kareful if u tempt teh beest!
Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?
u shud trai a seetbelt.
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
i hab a bad feel bout dis...
My son is going to bite your leg... and you're going to let him... got it?!
wer tryin to get him into teh bait club.
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